Monday, June 08, 2009

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA USE A SLEDGEHAMMER

Apparently the finer points of the argument against sexual harassment weren't penetrating the collective skull of America's youth, so the educational video industry felt compelled to make this turd.



So remember, men are not sex objects, no matter how much denim they wear.

17 comments :

Anonymous said...

what is it with women trying to rape gay guys.

Grrg said...

Exercise for Men Only exists ONLY as a porn-substitute for gay boys too young or too embarrassed to purchase actual gay porn. This is simply a fact. Trust me.

Anonymous said...

this makes sense when you realize they cast the sexes opposite, i guess trying to make a point by 'turning the tables'

Second Sight said...

You gotta be honest, if they were all extremely fat women you would have believed it.

Adam said...

I've got to start wearing more denim.

jv said...

this is so insane.

Anonymous said...

Was that one guy SHAVING in the the school bathroom?

Nicol3 said...

HAI DANNY.

Anonymous said...

rofl, stop molesting the gay boys, ladies.

Michael said...

Booo, why can't I be molested by hot chicks too?? :(

Elliott Christ said...

"No! No means no!" is what I say when my girlfriend comes on to me.

Scratch that. "No! No means no!" is our safe word.

Anonymous said...

man, i went to the wrong high school.

Owen Schumacher said...

*Hahahaha* This is a strange hypothetical, because it's not just "What if women sexually harassed men?" It's really "What if women sexually harassed insecure, effeminate men?"

To answer the first question, this movie would just be a porno. But no, it HAD to be this.

Kory said...

Hilarious, but the only difference here is:

1. [The average] guy doesn't talk to other people about their personal problems, and only would find support from male friends in the form of jokes and sarcasm. A magazine like that would be instantly shunned unless they're in the wrestling team or all bodybuilding fans, and

2. Guys have the natural advantage in physical strength, so it's a lot easier for them to fend off girls than the other way 'round.

Other than that, it makes a good point about how men can suffer from unwanted affection, touching, and discomfort with their personal appearance and how they think peers will react to it. But this is a country in which women choose who they like and who they let touch them, so most of the time you're going to find men appreciating any chance to be with a woman.

Anonymous said...

In Soviet Russia...

Anonymous said...

A world where hot chicks molest guys in bathrooms for wearing too much denim? Sign me the fuck up.

Cicero said...

I hope these videos are still up when it comes time to teach my kids about the ways of the world. There are countless intended and unintended lessons/meta-lessons here.

Where are these kinds of messages being delivered today, with equally excruciating doses of denim and sincerity?