Monday, June 01, 2009

GIVE YOURSELF OVER TO ROMANCE AND GLAMOUR!

You cannot resist Donna Mills and her spackle make up.

17 comments :

trahwsu said...

The first step to glamour is apparently making everyone wrap their head in six layers of gauze. Either that or somebody set of a bug fogger on set.

Anonymous said...

Nothing is sexier than a frumpy outfit that covers up every inch of your body except your ankles.

This is the worst porn ever.

cadetcactus said...

She had those eyes that violate you.

Anonymous said...

Donna Mills masturbates in a tub?

matt said...

Thought you guys might like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ASsChFKbs
Maybe you could put it on the site.

holly said...

She had a fine collection of books.

And teal eyeliner.

Anonymous said...

almost as good as the devon green parodies

pudding_monkey said...

When I think natural, I think "plaster as much eyeliner and shadow on as you possibly can."

Randy said...

There at 1:21 I expected her to break into a Missing Persons melody....

Anonymous said...

WOW.

Frank said...

That smooth jazz is setting off a Pavlovian response in my to frantically masturbate. I think the Cinemax After Dark stalwart "49 year old Emmanuelle " used the same music.

white trash peg said...

I never noticed the lazy eye untril now

Ramsey said...

Nothing says glamorous more than a red outfit that makes you look like you gained 20 pounds.

Nicol3 said...

This video gave me my period. Donna is the effing Devil.

Luke said...

Lol! Did she raid Angela Bowers Wardrobe closet? Those are some serious clothes she's got going on.

Anonymous said...

nothing says sexy like 1980's shoulder pads for women ... oh yeah.

Wiglot said...

The strong formal businesswoman look was the hottest trend of the 80's, apparently.