Wednesday, June 24, 2009

DO. NOT. COME.

20 comments :

airport.whiskey said...

I'm pretty sure that old man puppet was spankin' it...

tmesis said...

That's like some primo j/o material if you're a furry.

Anonymous said...

EIT + Morning Coffee = Spew, again.

Anonymous said...

I came.

Paul Kierstead said...

Hey, Karl Wolf got his air-keyboard action in Africa from this!

Shawn said...

Did anyone else feel like it was going to break into that cure song A Forest at first there?

Dead Fish Hands said...

This video is even better if you imagine that there's a fat, bald man in the pink cat suit.

Daniel said...

That is perhaps the most disturbing/hilarious/terrible thing ever posted on this site.

However, do you think you could do a version without so much editing? It kind of ruined it, IMO. I'm sure it's just as creepy, if not more, without it.

fupu said...

Daniel said: "That is perhaps the most disturbing/hilarious/terrible thing ever posted on this site."

Hear, hear. More of this sort of thing, more, more, MORE!

Anonymous said...

Paul's co-stars include a giant pink cat and a masturbating elderly man, yet he still manages to be the creepiest of the three.

I can't wait for the sequels, "Paul's Station Wagon" and "Paul's Soundproof Playroom Behind the Trap Door in the Closet."

Chuck Dodgson said...

HA! Brilliant.

Elliott Christ said...

I feel like that cat furry suit was an actual furry suit. Not like a regular old animal costume you use for asexual purposes like kids' birthday parties - I mean an actual, actual furry costume, that actual furries use to have actual furry sex with other actual furries.

I mean, just look at it.. So...so enticing...I'm going to Paul's Backyard.

Unknown said...

Wow...I...can't...speak...

Marcos El Malo said...

Dude needs to get his self a van. Luring kids into your backyard is a one way ticket to your cell mates jumping boot first onto your head from the top bunk. It's like he wants to get caught.

Anonymous said...

I almost had a seizure

Anonymous said...

I'd rather watch the entire episode of Paul's Backyard rather than this edited piece.

Anonymous said...

That pink kitty is hawt

Anonymous said...

the old man blew his load at 1:04

plasket said...

This got taken down...

Anonymous said...

http://www.dula.tv/watch.php?file=pauls-backyard.flv