Wednesday, June 24, 2009

DO. NOT. COME.

22 comments :

airport.whiskey said...

I'm pretty sure that old man puppet was spankin' it...

tmesis said...

That's like some primo j/o material if you're a furry.

Philip G. said...

Wait, which one's Paul?

Anonymous said...

EIT + Morning Coffee = Spew, again.

Anonymous said...

I came.

Paul Kierstead said...

Hey, Karl Wolf got his air-keyboard action in Africa from this!

Shawn said...

Did anyone else feel like it was going to break into that cure song A Forest at first there?

Dead Fish Hands said...

This video is even better if you imagine that there's a fat, bald man in the pink cat suit.

Daniel said...

That is perhaps the most disturbing/hilarious/terrible thing ever posted on this site.

However, do you think you could do a version without so much editing? It kind of ruined it, IMO. I'm sure it's just as creepy, if not more, without it.

Aabra said...

Daniel said: "That is perhaps the most disturbing/hilarious/terrible thing ever posted on this site."

Hear, hear. More of this sort of thing, more, more, MORE!

Anonymous said...

Paul's co-stars include a giant pink cat and a masturbating elderly man, yet he still manages to be the creepiest of the three.

I can't wait for the sequels, "Paul's Station Wagon" and "Paul's Soundproof Playroom Behind the Trap Door in the Closet."

Chuck Dodgson said...

HA! Brilliant.

Elliott Christ said...

I feel like that cat furry suit was an actual furry suit. Not like a regular old animal costume you use for asexual purposes like kids' birthday parties - I mean an actual, actual furry costume, that actual furries use to have actual furry sex with other actual furries.

I mean, just look at it.. So...so enticing...I'm going to Paul's Backyard.

John said...

Wow...I...can't...speak...

Marcos El Malo said...

Dude needs to get his self a van. Luring kids into your backyard is a one way ticket to your cell mates jumping boot first onto your head from the top bunk. It's like he wants to get caught.

Anonymous said...

I almost had a seizure

Anonymous said...

I'd rather watch the entire episode of Paul's Backyard rather than this edited piece.

Anonymous said...

holy shit i was eating chowder when i watched this.

Anonymous said...

That pink kitty is hawt

Anonymous said...

the old man blew his load at 1:04

plasket said...

This got taken down...

Anonymous said...

http://www.dula.tv/watch.php?file=pauls-backyard.flv