THE ANTI-PROCREATION TEEN GANG!

It's TEEN WEEK!!!!

HONOR YOUR PARTNER

listen up. There is going to be a dance party this Sunday in Chicagee and it is going to be pretty fucking whack. But wait you say - doesn't whack mean bad!?!? We took back the Terrible and now we are taking back the Whack. And it is all going to be free! The djs from Odd Obsession Movies will be playing all the whackest soul, dancehall, and downright dirty grooves while The Commodore, The Intern, and Y.V. lay down the whackest video tracks from the EIT! vaults. It is going to be a hootenany folks - so put on your dancin' shoes and pop in your favorite dance instructional - cuz you're gonna' need the practice. Beauty Bar. Chicago, Illinois. 9pm. Dance! Booya!

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA USE A SLEDGEHAMMER

Apparently the finer points of the argument against sexual harassment weren't penetrating the collective skull of America's youth, so the educational video industry felt compelled to make this turd.



So remember, men are not sex objects, no matter how much denim they wear.