Monday, August 17, 2009

AIRBRUSHING FOR FUN AND PROFIT

Ok, America, let's rent that kiosk in the mall we've always dreamed about and start selling airbrushed beer cozies to the Chinese. Economic crisis SOLVED.

20 comments :

Daisy said...

Aw no permissions ._.

Future Schlock said...

The video has been changed from private to public and should work.

therandomizer said...

If you feel that your artwork isn't that great there is one solution: Starbursts! Starbursts! Starbursts!

marahe said...

whenever i think about my keychain, i think "gosh, i wish this was much, much bigger, and featured more highlighting in the lettering..."

John said...

I guess I know what I'll be doing if my design career ever fails.

Anonymous said...

What is that peripheral product at the end? Some sort of space-age dildo?

Steiner said...

Fuck everything else... I want his hair!

Smearballs said...

haha.. the visor tends to attract a more hip crowd. lol

Nicol3 said...

That man sure has a passion for his work.

Ivan said...

I'm sure many an empire has been made by exploiting the perception that a beer cozy is as difficult to airbrush as a t-shirt.

HoiPolloi said...

That is SO LAME. Especially the beer-holder thing, "Mine... not yours!" There's nothing to make you look cooler than a visor that says, "Bigg Dogg"

Emily said...

I believe it's a section of pvc pipe. For plumbing the depths of his adoring patrons' pockets?

Ren said...

I would unironically rock most of these products.

Okay, you caught me... I'd rock them ironically.

Anonymous said...

Very funny. Much more if with balanced cultural cross-sections.

scamps said...

That keychain looks like it says "Bob 'N' Sub".

Also, "Bigg Dogg"? "Big Pimpin'"? Why not save time and just make a bunch of products that say "Douchebag"?

Frank said...

you too can own an abandoned kiosk at the Orland Park Mall

Anonymous said...

A handsome man who enjoys what he does for a living and takes pride in his work.....

Sarah Frechette said...

remember, you have to be aware of trends.

Tom said...

I smell a porn plot.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, this stuff might be ironic enough for the hipsters to run with.

Clearly there is an untapped fortune waiting the person who can convince the scene kids of how lame this stuff really is.