Friday, August 14, 2009

STRANGER DANGER SUNGLASSES

34 comments :

Library Playground said...

So that's what happened to Corey Hart.

Payo said...

This is the most effective use of the Chicago font I have ever seen.

Philip G. said...

A stranger is anyone wearing sunglasses who has a mustache.

But, please, kids, heed the advice of the stranger who is singing at you for no discernible reason. He's okay.

John said...

So... is it ok to talk to a stranger with a puppet on his hand hiding behind a wall? That part really confused me. What do I do Stranger Danger band?!?!

Toon said...

The strangers are a band:
http://www.destrangers.org/v6/index.html
And they're not wearing sunglasses. I find that strange.

therandomizer said...

I need an adult! I need an adult!

I especially like the stranger with a giant Knoxville World Fair cigar in his mouth. He must be the Texan oil baron stranger.

Kelly Kapowski said...

So the stupid girl doesn't know what a stranger is, yet says her parents taught her never to talk to strangers?

Perhaps I'm asking too much of these godawful videos.

Steiner said...

When I was a kid I used to dream that some day an older woman would abduct me and use me as her sex slave.

Anonymous said...

Did one of those puppets have a stroke talkin out the side of its mouth?

Shouldnt there be a separate video for pregnant moms whose strangers/psycho broads wanna cut out their fetuses? That might be a better video.

Brad Rocket said...

Grammar error in the song:

"But never do this: Don't talk to strangers!"

So never don't talk to strangers?

Also, the dude singing the song seemed equally creepy to weird bearded man and creepy sunglasses dude.

Jay said...

Brad, don't forget not to talk to strangers even if "there" nice... I think they meant, "they're". Haha.

Amazing video, the guy with the mo and orange singlet was looking particularly dangerous.

Raoul Duke said...

Never in my life have I seen such anti-aviator and anti-moustache propaganda aimed at children. I am appalled and disgusted. I thought this was America!

BuckWheat said...

holy shit was that Jeb Bush in the red corvette?

Smearballs said...

If I were a stranger, I'd want to be featured in this video.

Hester Prine said...

If someone is trying to abduct me and I yell out for help and someone else that I don't know comes over what should I do? This is so confusing.

Mason said...

"Strangers can have a familiar face?" Isn't that the opposite of a stranger?

Nicol3 said...

There is no God. This video's proof.

Kerbee said...

that reminds me of an old PSA I saw on Youtube...
Same Sunglasses and creepy moustaches....

"Boys Beware"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmqNiFJyI28

Anonymous said...

I'm just thankful you guys posted the karaoke version. Heard it's a hit at parties!

Ruth M Potter said...

saw a video, Really danger sunglasses.

Designer Sunglasses

Anonymous said...

was that ahmadinejad at the end?

Wilson Oh said...

Some lovely George Michael tones towards the end of the track. Careless whisper for frightened folk. And so so earnest.

Dave said...

amazing beard, shades, and tiger shirt at :57.

Anonymous said...

First off, the little girl asks the boy "What's a stranger?" The boy responds, " A person you don't know" THEN the girl says "My parents taught me to never talk to strangers" Ummmmm Plot Hole! If your parents already explained to you to avoid strangers then how would you not grasp the concept of who or what a stranger is. AND is that woman leaning over the fence a fucking hipster stranger??? Beware she might try to make you listen to Animal Collective...

Steve said...

I enjoy that only men are strangers... RACISM!!

Ryan said...

That kid is a liar! Strangers are just friends you haven't met

Anonymous said...

That guy's singing career must have been absolutely terrible...

Sarah Dorothy said...

at 2:07 they use the wrong spelling of 'there'

Anonymous said...

I laughed when the puppets sang "It's ok to be scared".

Anonymous said...

No strangers were hurt in the making of this video.

Anonymous said...

Why is "stranger danger" not a category on this site? It would have AT LEAST as many entries as 50% of the rest of the categories.

Anonymous said...

Let's keep videos like this under wraps. I hate having to keep changing my looks in order to stay ahead of the ever-evolving stranger stereotype, and I'm finding it more and more difficult to get laid these days. Parks just aren't the hotbeds they once were -- like the mid 90's.

Anonymous said...

Really, little girl? Your parents taught you never to talk to strangers and they didn't tell you what a stranger was? That seems wildly irresponsible.

Anonymous said...

When I was a young boy I talked too much

I met a stranger on the way to the bus

I was a fool I let him know who I am

Now I have to live my life with only one hand, don't talk to strangers!