Thursday, August 20, 2009

A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO FOOTBALL

It's like My Fair Lady, only about football.

23 comments :

Greg said...

woman have come a long way in the world of football. no one back then could have predicted that FINKLE WAS EINHORN AND EINHORN WAS FINKLE. that is very empowering towards women.

therandomizer said...

I'm going to try to understand football so my husband won't hit me anymore!

John said...

"Downs? Isn't that what our son Jimmy has?"

bvinc said...

"trys"? The only thing I could find was one yahoo answers page that says "trys" is actually a word when referring to rugby football "trys". I can't even verify that though. Everyone seems to use "tries". I don't think "trys" is a word.

Hester said...

Her mom jeans are sexy!

Angelina said...

I'm not sure how to adequately thank you for this. It is a gift for which I'm grateful.

atdnext said...

It would have been SO much easier for the wife if she had just taken the remote and changed it to "Dancing with the Stars". ;-)

analogassailant said...

She would understand it a lot better if she was chugging down some beers.

How can you try to explain football and exclude the beer?

Ivan said...

He forgot to pat her on the ass after telling her to suit up.

Ms Avery said...

The men's mocking laughter at the end is the best part

BuckWheat said...

there's the bell. you're late for BITCH GET ME A BEER class.

okay?

BuckWheat said...

there's the bell. you're late for BITCH GET ME A BEER class.

okay?

Frank said...

Chicago's very own Tom Dreesen as the slightly emotionally abusive husband

Raoul Duke said...

"Trys" is actually Lithuanian for "Three." That should help clear things up for everyone.

stump said...

jesus christ women are so fucking retarded.

Nicol3 said...

Punt.

Anonymous said...

I didnt see one kitchen in this whole video...

Anonymous said...

I didn't understand ANYTHING about football until the day I was so bored I started playing NCAA Football on the Xbox. Seriously, the light finally went on.

But its still boring.

appors said...

She should be licking his balls, not worrying about where they go on the field!

SailorAlphaCentauri said...

I think I managed to unlearn football from this video. You know, because it's so confusing to keep track of the "trys" and the points scored in a touchdown (and ignoring the whole two-point conversion thing).

I should show this to my husband. Considering I'm the bigger sports fan, he could use a few pointers.

Anonymous said...

mom jeans with a camel toe

Anonymous said...

But she was right to start with, "A bunch of people go there, a bunch of people go there, and nothing much is really happening."

Anonymous said...

So i get you popcorn and call some strange man over to teach me.


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