Wednesday, July 29, 2009

YOGI OGI DOGI!

If Nader won the presidency in 2000, this is what your trip to work would look like...

UPDATE: Oh, the irony...

35 comments :

marahe said...

i have no words. it's just... wow... i can't... what... sigh.

@The_No_Show said...

This is wonderfully wrong in every possible way. Couldn't watch it through to the end - do the host and the racially stereotyped chicken kill and eat all the children in the end?

Hester Prine said...

This is all kinds of wrong.

Anonymous said...

Hey isn't that yogi wearing mom-jeans?

nickc said...

Awesome

Aabra said...

I always knew EiT would drive me insane. I just never suspected it would be after 30 seconds' exposure to a Rasta Rooster, his wrinkly partner in crime, and a mouth-breathing Cow Lady. Why aren't we using this site's vids on terrorism suspects??

Anonymous said...

Thank God for videotape!

Anonymous said...

Just stumbled across your website after James Gunn posted a link to this video on his webpage. You guys are genius.

Anonymous said...

fer real? OK, really? Someone wasted film and TIME on this???

Anonymous said...

I never thought someone would be able to surpass Paul's Backyard, but I think this one does it.

The3rdParty said...

man this set me off on cart wheels of laughter. every flourescent shade of wrong is what this is!

billy the bunny said...

yeah, pretty amazing. i wanna re-edit this with as a death metal music video

cadetcactus said...

I don't see what the big deal is, he's only teaching them downward doggy style.

Luke said...

This is the creepiest shit ever.

scottwad said...

vegetable vegetable vegetable

analogassailant said...

I feel....soiled.

Anonymous said...

This guiys looks legit -- he can feel up my kids any day!

francky said...

It's complete weird. In what universe do they live ?

katy said...

This video wins the creepiest video ever award!

OH MY GOD! I teach dance classes to kids who are preschool aged and so I'm all for kids exercising, but a freaky creeper like that guy shouldn't ever walk around kids saying "mmm and yum." WRONG!

Congratulations EIT for absolutely creeping me out.

Smearballs said...

i love that he's not even wearing yoga pants.

Anonymous said...

I came. Hard.

Anonymous said...

the way he touches them and talks to them is no different than what other yoga teachers i've had do. telling them their poses are beautiful is really common and when he touches them he's only trying to make sure they're doing the pose right. my yoga teacher usually asks us if it's ok if she touches us before she helps us correct our poses because we're all teens and she's much older and she doesn't want us to misconstrue her actions as molestation. if this guy was a girl would you still think of him being pedophileish?

DAN-VAN-COOL said...

Chillout Anonymous. Its a Humorous edited video.
REAL Yoga classes are fine regardless of who's teaching them.

Anonymous said...

waited for the rooster to break out a spliff...sigh

WannaSmile said...

Straight up scary. Ima go hide now.

Anonymous said...

At 1:58 the roster is touching himself and saying "mmm, mmm, mmm."

Anonymous said...

...you mean this isn't something from PBS Kids?

BuckWheat said...

yogi bless you, EIT. i posted this to mine's to tell the world about E-I-E-I-Yoga. turns out, they all hate me now.

http://magnificentbastards-buckwheat.blogspot.com/2009/08/e-i-e-i-yoga-is-coming-to-farm-near-you.html

badboyturnedbadass said...

i feel so dirty and creeped out after watching this.

Alej. said...

rastafarian rooster . . . my next halloween costume.

"Yeah, mon. You can milk sister moo cow for more information."

Don't forget to breath.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you all know how to breathe.

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Dacket said...

I'm agape. This is simply jaw-dropping. It's hard to even get the neurons to cooperate after viewing it.

Anonymous said...

I screamed all the way through when my friend showed me this...
dear lord save us

think2x said...

Yogi Oki Doki's Wife wants you to know that kids love this video : http://www.yogadork.com/news/who-is-the-eiei-yoga-farmer-meet-max-thomas-aka-yogi-oki-doki/