Tuesday, July 14, 2009

DUCKS WEENIES AND BISCUITS


Follow the warrior prophet to the land of ducks and weenies and some day you may join the thirty to forty percent club.

22 comments :

Grrg said...

Am I the only one who finds the music at the beginning of the video kind of fascinating and great? Y'know, the music that plays right before it turns into the most horrific nauseating thing I've seen this year?

marahe said...

this is exactly what i was like when i played "duck hunt" when i was little, and probably the video that actually inspired the creation of that game. we should ask nintendo.

Ryan said...

The people killing ducks in the video are horrifying, but the people who watch series' of videos of people killing ducks are even more horrifying.

23 Wolves said...

Holy fuckin' shit.

MayorWhitebelly said...

I too find the opening music intriguing; like a bluegrass mashup cover of 'Home on La Grange' and the 'Jeeves and Wooster' theme; the hunters appear to be the real life version of the Inbred Bros. from The State, but without the charm.

G'Tron said...

Did... did he just sever that duck's spinal cord with his TEETH!?

Dean said...

I could only watch 30 seconds of this. Douchebags killing defenseless birds. Truly horrible.

A.C.M. said...

I think you mean defenselicious birds. you should try duck some time, it's just like eating momma's home made biscuits.

Anonymous said...

ducks are one of my favorite animals...

Michael said...

Hunting is rather enjoyable, but I do see the humor in this.

And I'm amused by the people horrified by hunting ducks and geese. Trust me, there's no shortage of them. And if you ever get a flock of Canada geese shitting all over your yard, I guarantee you'll lose any affection you may have for them. They're a fucking nightmare.

Grrg said...

Michael, we're not horrified by hunting ducks. We're horrified by the image of putting the head of a still living duck inside your mouth and crushing its skull with your teeth. Oh yes and also waxing romantic (and misogynist!) about not washing your clothes. Oh wait and also SHOOTING YOUR BUDDY IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN.

Seriously I don't care how annoying the goose poop on your lawn is. If you're not grossed out, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Michael said...

Clearly, these are Grade A rednecks and a poor example of the hunting community. I'm not debating that. I was referring to the individuals that seemed to be horrified by the very notion of hunting ducks and geese (both here and on the YouTube page).

The dirty clothes thing actually makes sense to a degree. When you go hunting, you certainly don't want to smell of Downy Freshness, as the animals will likely smell you fairly easily. However, I do concede that these rednecks got far too much pleasure in wearing dirty clothes.

The Lan Party 89.1FM WIDR said...

I want to grow up and be just like these guys, minus the Russian roulette and the jib jabber, ok so I guess what I'm saying is the guys beard is awesome, I doubt me and him would have lots to talk about besides the beard. However I feel that a good beard is worth a thousand words. In contrast I only understood about 20% of what these folks said.

You know I have a feeling the first settlers said the same thing about the Buffalo, Trust me, there's no shortage of them. And if you ever get a herd of Canada Buffalo shitting all over your yard, I guarantee you'll lose any affection you may have for them. They're a fucking nightmare.

Wisdom to live by :)

the fat nutritionist said...

I would hang with these dudes.

therandomizer said...

In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary...A year later their footage was found.

I like the part where he says America's got to deal with people who think hunting is wrong. I think America's got to deal with these guys instead!

Yuppie Lady said...

Oh wait and also SHOOTING YOUR BUDDY IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN.

No, they were talking about a handgun. It wasn't even a hunting accident, they were just dicking around with a loaded pistol, which makes it about 10x more retarded.

I like the part where he says America's got to deal with people who think hunting is wrong.

No, he was talking about Americans having to deal with yuppie women who think not washing your clothes is wrong.

Oh my... Hilarious all around.

Greg said...

seriously. thank you for this. i have felt totally unjustified in my need to chew on ducks spinal cord fetish. can i use this video in my youtube group "duck fuckers are humans too".

Libbie said...

I'm a huge lover of birds (and all animals, but especially birds. And not "lover" in the sex way.) I don't have a problem with hunting, though. I don't enjoy watching animals die, but at least these ducks lived a natural, nice, normal life and were killed quickly.

Except for the one that had to be dispatched by the creepy swamp-man's few remaining teeth. Not cool.


And the rest of the conversation. Jesus Christ. The ducks were embarrassed to be killed by such weirdos.

Jonathan said...

Anonymous Dean said...

I could only watch 30 seconds of this. Douchebags killing defenseless birds. Truly horrible.

July 14, 2009 5:41 PM

Blogger A.C.M. said...

I think you mean defenselicious birds. you should try duck some time, it's just like eating momma's home made biscuits.

July 14, 2009 6:17 PM

AHAHAHAHAH

Brock LaBorde said...

Holy shit! I know the guy who tells the story of getting shot in the head. He was a childhood friend of mine (in Texas, of course) and I was actually down the street when he was shot. What the fuck, internet?

Annalee said...

This video was so disturbing on so many levels.... yet I feel like I WANT to see this video in it's entirety. You know, except for the killing ducks by way of redneck rock gnar teeth.

those damn yuppie women!!!

Gnomebitten said...

I do like the music, too. But the hunting itself isn't disturbing because people have been killing animals to eat for a long ass time and a gun is better than a stick with a rock tied to it. Not a lot of things to eat ducks or geese anymore, if they stopped hunting they'd overpopulate and then starve to death.

Him killing one by biting its head was pretty gnarly though. I usually just wring its neck.