Thursday, July 09, 2009

JOKES FOR JESUS!

39 comments :

Anonymous said...

As an ex-evangelical, that is the most frightening thing I've ever seen =) It's like a rave!

swampy said...

Is that Kenneth Copeland in the brown suit doing the jitterbug?

Lazlo H. said...

As a current evangelical of sorts, I have to say that shit is fucking diabolical. Also a dude clearly cops a feel on a lady in a white dress right around the 1:02 mark. HOT.

Anonymous said...

for a minister, he sure does have the whole EVIL LAUGH thing down pretty good

therandomizer said...

He's slowly killing them all with laughter! And he's loving every minute of it.

Anonymous said...

Don't blame this one on the evangelicals, they're allergic to feeling.

Hester Prine said...

You will give all of your life saving's to Hypno John the Baptist.

Adam said...

This guy's got some deadly super powers. He needs to be locked away in the highest of high-security super-villain chambers a la Magneto in the X-Men movie.

Mandi said...

This is really really....weird.

Grrg said...

Has anyone here ever read The Bacchae? Because that is some Dionysiac shit right there. Those people are THISCLOSE to ripping apart their own child because the devil-preacher tells them the child is actually a mountain lion. Or something.

Anonymous said...

This is the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life. What's going on here? Is he hypnotizing them? Is it a laughter cult? Wtf?

Jeffrey said...

Definately Kenneth Copeland swampy! This was disturbing. I grew up watching tv like this...makes me sick to my stomach.

Matthew said...

this blog rules. i will check it every day and love it with my life.

sincerely
matthew carter

nate said...

WOW, mass hypnotism is really creepy.

Anonymous said...

This clip is a lot more fun to watch when you notice that for the most part, only the top half of his body is showing, and if you imagine he's not wearing any pants.

Anonymous said...

This is actually kinda cool. It reminds me of Laughter Yoga. Belly laughs everyday has got to be good for you, even if you need to couch it in Jahzus to do it...

Anonymous said...

He sounds like Mumm-Ra, The Everliving at 1:38-1:50

Anonymous said...

whoop up side your head
i said whoop up side your head...

mcluskyist said...

You guys really outdid yourselves this time. The source material, the editing... perfect! When it erupts into a jitterbug rave at the end I laughed very, very hard.

Princess HappySunshine said...

He's like... a super-Baptist version of The Joker. It's the stuff of nightmares.

Anonymous said...

what.... the..... fuck......

Richard said...

They've got to be pumping nitrous into this church.

Gordon Bombay said...

White people be all kinds of crazy.

Anonymous said...

thats kenneth copeland!!! hahha

Anonymous said...

Now if only stand-up comedians could get away with this kind of thing. Oh wait....Dane Cook.

Carl said...

The human race is fucked.

Ric Jason said...

Oh my... WTF is that cult?

Scanner said...

The evil laughter part sounds like Vincent Price laughing at the end of the Thriller song.

Anonymous said...

I'm scared by the thought of people actually participating in this craziness.

sounddoc said...

i sort of like the part around 1:00 where he's hitting them on the head the most.

Anonymous said...

Yes, laughing IS disturbing.

"I'm scared by the thought of people actually participating in this craziness."

I can't believe people laugh either... crazy.

JR Herbaugh said...

This wackiness on The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn in a segment he liked to call Godstuff with John Bloom (aka Joe Bob Briggs).

http://www.thedailyshow.com/videos/tag/God+Stuff

KrazyKain said...

urm.. i'm not laughing, thats actually scaring the shit out of me

Anonymous said...

I believe this is called "Laughing in the Spirit". I caught my old church on TV once and they were doing this. I thought it was disturbing. I still find it disturbing.

Ann Onymous said...

Anyone else notice the Reserved Seating signs taped to the backrest of the chairs when people were sliding out?

Jessica said...

incinerate them.

Starsee said...

This is the kind of thing that poisons true religion.

Anonymous said...

This is why I'm Mormon.

emily said...

is anyone else legitimately horrified? god can you imagine how much power that guy feels? he has so much power!!!
i slightly envy them for being able to just... i don't know. what do you think they are experiencing in their minds???