One of my favorite things in bad movies is when people are "driving" and incessantly turn the wheel back and forth to indicate "driving." oh hawk jones.
Where's the part where he throws the steam pipe into the bad guys stomach and says "let off some steam". Or when he chops the guys arm off with a hatchet.
most of the acting is understandably amateur but it's impressive how much racist disdain that little blonde child puts into "i think the boss cares to speak to you, boy"
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One of my favorite things in bad movies is when people are "driving" and incessantly turn the wheel back and forth to indicate "driving." oh hawk jones.
Where's the part where he throws the steam pipe into the bad guys stomach and says "let off some steam". Or when he chops the guys arm off with a hatchet.
I don't know about you all, but this beats the shit out of all the films I made as an eight-year old.
Well I'm in favor of bringing back the use of the word "Dames"..
......"nothin' but trouble."
Where can I find this movie? This is seriously a candidate for Bad Movie Night.
most of the acting is understandably amateur but it's impressive how much racist disdain that little blonde child puts into "i think the boss cares to speak to you, boy"
oh yeah and by "impressive" i meant "disturbing", i think...
Usually, the movies you 3-minute-ize look pretty terrible but I actually desperately want to watch this one. Shit looks brilliant.
There is something seriously wrong with this country.
A quick search on google yields that it is in fact on DVD
http://www.hawkjones.info/index.html
A MUST HAVE
Home Movies IRL.
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Being burdened with a partner is bad enough, but a girl partner is just icky!
The stick figure chalk outline almost caused a spit take.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR HAWK JONES SINCE 1991!!!!!!!!!!!! I rented it one time and I never saw it again since!
EIT, you are the best!
so are children adult sized in this topsy turvy world?
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