Wednesday, July 08, 2009

3 MINUTE HAWK JONES

Suck it, Bugsy Malone.



And check out this review of EIT the Movie over at the Onion A.V. Club!

16 comments :

Hester Prine said...

Hawk Jones
He's one bad...
Shut yo mouf
I'm just talking 'bout Hawk Jones

marahe said...

One of my favorite things in bad movies is when people are "driving" and incessantly turn the wheel back and forth to indicate "driving." oh hawk jones.

therandomizer said...

Where's the part where he throws the steam pipe into the bad guys stomach and says "let off some steam". Or when he chops the guys arm off with a hatchet.

the fat nutritionist said...

I don't know about you all, but this beats the shit out of all the films I made as an eight-year old.

Anonymous said...

Well I'm in favor of bringing back the use of the word "Dames"..





......"nothin' but trouble."

Anonymous said...

Where can I find this movie? This is seriously a candidate for Bad Movie Night.

colin bones said...

most of the acting is understandably amateur but it's impressive how much racist disdain that little blonde child puts into "i think the boss cares to speak to you, boy"

colin bones said...

oh yeah and by "impressive" i meant "disturbing", i think...

moonmaster said...

Usually, the movies you 3-minute-ize look pretty terrible but I actually desperately want to watch this one. Shit looks brilliant.

Aabra said...

There is something seriously wrong with this country.

Dean said...

A quick search on google yields that it is in fact on DVD

http://www.hawkjones.info/index.html

A MUST HAVE

Thomas said...

Home Movies IRL.

Marcos El Malo said...

Pow! Pow!

Being burdened with a partner is bad enough, but a girl partner is just icky!

Max said...

The stick figure chalk outline almost caused a spit take.

airplane said...

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR HAWK JONES SINCE 1991!!!!!!!!!!!! I rented it one time and I never saw it again since!

EIT, you are the best!

Anonymous said...

so are children adult sized in this topsy turvy world?