Thursday, July 23, 2009

THIS ONE'S FOR THE BUTT-HORNS

A hard-boiled Gary Busey fights terrorists in possession of a super-tank?

Where do I sign up for this action-packed, thrill-ride?

23 comments :

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING LOVE GARY BUSEY!

airport.whiskey said...

BIRD SEASON IS OVER, BUTT-HORN.

Nice Pete said...

You may be bulletproof, but you're not love proof.

Best. Line. Evar.

Nice Pete said...

And a quick trip to IMDB confirms what I thought I heard. The character's real name is McBain.

excaliborn7 said...

If you like Gary Busey, check out this video of him talking about Johny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson. It's in the right column, just scroll down a bit. He's a hilarious genius.

http://www.paulcrik.com/

Also, let me add that I love this blog, everything is terrible. Always a good online stop.

Excaliborn7 said...

If you like Gary Busey, check out this video of him talking about Johny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson. It's in the right column, just scroll down a bit. He's a hilarious genius.

http://www.paulcrik.com/

Also, let me add that I love this blog, Everything is Terrible. Always a good online stop.

Hester Prine said...

Is there a more embrassing way to go other than death by giant spool? Also love the fact that his name is McBane.

Ben said...

Yet another movie where Henry Silva dons offensive makeup and an accent to portray an ethnic bad guy. And Darlanne Fluegel gets sexually abused.

I like how McBain's partner at the beginning doesn't get killed. And just when you're thinking "This has to be a first!" he loses a different partner in a hilarious flashback. Genius.

analogassailant said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Now I'm going to have to fight the urge to start calling people "butthorn."

Grrg said...

Note also the old-fashioned Stravinsky-esque score in the first scene. It sounds like like the music for a much more expensive movie! And the composers seem to have gone on to score multiple awesome cartoon series (Gummi Bears! Powerpuff Girls! Dexter's Lab! The Batman!)

Aabra said...

The escape-by-spool scene is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

ScooterH. said...

Call me a nerd, but both "Stingers" and "SAM"s are used for shooting down aircraft, so any tank would be able to survive them. Also, the giant spool escape was AWESOME!!!

Anonymous said...

It's hard to catch Gary Busey when he's got Commodore-64 8-bit technology radar-vectoring at his disposal! And a Mr. Coffee! Butthorn!

mo said...

almost too much crazy-awesomeness to handle. coffee-machine in a tank, wohaa!

Christopher said...

Holy shit, this is available on my on-demand cable thing right now. I was thinking about watching it with my mother last night, but we decided on 1970's Angel Unchained, about the world's friendliest outlaw biker gang helping the world's most uptight hippie commune fight off a platoon of cowboy dune buggyists.

Starring Tyne Daly.

But while we were trying to decide if we should watch Bulletproof, my mom kept asking questions about the terrorists' political motives, and what in the geopolitical situation of the late 80s would prompt Russian-backed Libyans to abscond with American military vehicles.

I don't think she understands 80s movies.

the fat nutritionist said...

My first boss was Gary Busey's cousin. True story.

BuckWheat said...

they need to erect a statue of this guy fucking one of the O's in HOLLYWOOD

Anonymous said...

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Butthorn!

Anonymous said...

I,ve seen this movie and it is even better than you can imagine.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about you guys, but I sure as hell wouldn't call Danny Trejo a butthorn to his now-scary pock-marked face.

David Delony said...

This is actually a documentary.

Menschenjaeger said...

I think we need a "Butthorn" tag.