Friday, July 24, 2009

INFOMERICAL SCIENTISTS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!

Wish real life looked as good as your TV? Finally there are sunglasses that make things brighter!



And who needs medicine when you can have a vibrator strapped to your head!



Wait, we can still pop pills even with the Headache Stopper, right?

15 comments :

Mark said...

"Nothing will stop you now."

That's a great way to end any commercial.

Anonymous said...

JUST DRINK SOME FREAKING WATER.

I used to get awful headaches myself, but then I made a point to drink more water throughout the day. Poof, headaches gone.

And who needs this anyway? For the same effect, all you would need is vibrating dildo and some duct tape. We've all got those handy, right? Right?

Grrg said...

I agree with Anonymous that more people should be duct taping sex toys to their heads. I mean, whether or not they headache. Just 'cuz.

Lehr (The Intern) Thing said...
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Lehr (The Intern) Thing said...

If your vision is that blown-out without these sunglasses, I'm pretty sure you're legally blind.

But, then again, I might be willing to blind myself to rock that "European"-style.

analogassailant said...

Wow, an excessive amount of batteries sent each month for free.
Either they hold little charge or they expect you to have that thing on your head 24hours a day.

Anonymous said...

Wait, a clip for your car? But why would you ever want to take them off?

thedeadpenguin said...

"Worried whether chemicals are doing unseen harm to you?" Lady, I count at least 15 bottles of pills on that table for your headache. If you're not worried, you really should be.

Anonymous said...

can I wrap it around other parts of my body?

His Sinfulness said...

Put on the glasses, strap on the headache stopper, and bam - chick magnet.

Alex Berry said...

I like to imagine that the combination of the HD lenses and the headache vibrator makes for an instant aneurysm. Or maybe your cranium just explodes, Scanners style.

paul crik said...

Vibrators are hats!

Kirk D. said...

Actually I just want the visor clip for my car. Will they sell it to me separately? I have the ten dollars.

Anonymous said...

"HD" glasses is just to sound fancy. The visual advantages of the glasses are old news--> Yes, things actually DO look brighter. It's polarization. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polarization

Michael said...

But I like pills. Can I wear this... other......places?