Tuesday, July 07, 2009

THE CUTTING EDGE OF BALLOON DELIVERY

I'm dead inside...with Beautiful Balloons!



Thanks to Billy the Bunny for the source.

25 comments :

chris said...

We still have our new drivers watch this video. Hard to get them to curtsey when making a delivery though....

Darren said...

I'm rather taken by Jamie and her beautiful balloons.

Hester Prine said...

Balloons never looked so depressing or boring until now.

G'Tron said...

Happy BIRTHDAY!

Mason said...

Why doesn't she call out those teens on their obvious sarcasm?

Adam said...

Mike's friends on the football team are going to give him an awful ribbing when they learn he's training to be a balloon deliveryman.

Anonymous said...

"We'll see you next time on the Qualatex Balloon Network!"

Will Tribble said...

That doorway she comes out of wasn't made for the video. She actually lives in a giant balloon sarcophagus. Bolts of lightning shoot between the two balloon towers to reanimate her.

hayley said...

i like the way the guy says happy birthday the best. and i want to live in a world with walls of pearlescent balloons.

Anonymous said...

OMG -- I went to high school with the girl in the middle! She's got lots of 'splainin' to do!

Christopher said...

Your terrifying hair helmet is representing the company.

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
word verification: milshin

Anonymous said...

Wowee, she lives in a balloon castle!

manchineel said...

Now everytime I see balloons I will think of corporate world domination

Michael said...

Yeah, this franchise really took off..... why I just saw a balloon delivery the other.... never.

Anonymous said...

As if it wasn't obvious enough that this was a balloon company, the woman in stripes even has round earrings

Anonymous said...

Well, we now know of three people who will probably avoid the high-school reunion.

Tyler Vincent said...

VOLUME FOUR?!?!?!

Fat 'n Boring said...

That lady looks like "Carla" from Cheers..only bigger.

JR Herbaugh said...

She forgot to curtsy before leaving.

scamps said...

One time I tried to apply for a job with Beautiful Balloons.


Then I realised that it was for a strip-o-gram company called Beautiful Bazooms.

Anonymous said...

Volume 4? wtf? How hard is it to deliver balloons?

Anonymous said...

Qualatex Balloon Network sounds like a great name for a douchy hipster alternative band. But Qualatex is a great nonsense name, like Compuglobalhypermeganet.

And I like the way the lady says "you'll be out delivering ballons dressed in a certain way", weirdly emphasizing "way". Like they'll be dressed as Nazis or something.

Alice said...

This video is a metaphor for life. The balloons represent the present, yet hollow cushions we protect ourselves with. The safety net is the barrier which prevents the balloons from penetrating our true selves. The "personas" and voices they are doing represent the lies we tell. Whenever you tell someone you're fine... you're representing the company Beautiful Balloons. When dealing in this realm always remember to smile, make the recipient feel special, and control the event throughout.

Mel Dawn said...

When you need an entire ballroom decorated, balloon delivery is available. No need to squeeze them all in your car.