tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post6271273477757374856..comments2024-03-11T02:00:32.115-05:00Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: THE CUTTING EDGE OF BALLOON DELIVERYJerryMaguirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08420800191357110891noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-41849452552956235062014-05-31T21:26:09.190-05:002014-05-31T21:26:09.190-05:00When you need an entire ballroom decorated, balloo...When you need an entire ballroom decorated, <a href="http://www.bearadise.com/" rel="nofollow">balloon delivery</a> is available. No need to squeeze them all in your car.Mel Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12425818216875190046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-33989201349687537792013-11-25T16:06:56.090-06:002013-11-25T16:06:56.090-06:00This video is a metaphor for life. The balloons re...This video is a metaphor for life. The balloons represent the present, yet hollow cushions we protect ourselves with. The safety net is the barrier which prevents the balloons from penetrating our true selves. The "personas" and voices they are doing represent the lies we tell. Whenever you tell someone you're fine... you're representing the company Beautiful Balloons. When dealing in this realm always remember to smile, make the recipient feel special, and control the event throughout.Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10807395620588305558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-78849217068945123602011-04-03T13:51:17.300-05:002011-04-03T13:51:17.300-05:00Qualatex Balloon Network sounds like a great name ...Qualatex Balloon Network sounds like a great name for a douchy hipster alternative band. But Qualatex is a great nonsense name, like Compuglobalhypermeganet.<br /><br />And I like the way the lady says "you'll be out delivering ballons dressed in a certain way", weirdly emphasizing "way". Like they'll be dressed as Nazis or something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-53647055944366167592010-03-29T21:11:38.205-05:002010-03-29T21:11:38.205-05:00Volume 4? wtf? How hard is it to deliver balloons?...Volume 4? wtf? How hard is it to deliver balloons?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-79682141876658187292010-03-25T22:42:03.805-05:002010-03-25T22:42:03.805-05:00One time I tried to apply for a job with Beautiful...One time I tried to apply for a job with Beautiful Balloons.<br /><br /><br />Then I realised that it was for a strip-o-gram company called Beautiful Bazooms.scampsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-45679825972927844142009-11-28T22:52:34.451-06:002009-11-28T22:52:34.451-06:00She forgot to curtsy before leaving.She forgot to curtsy before leaving.JR Herbaughnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-22013726152410738402009-09-21T12:17:55.670-05:002009-09-21T12:17:55.670-05:00That lady looks like "Carla" from Cheers...That lady looks like "Carla" from Cheers..only bigger.Samantha Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05625203789789929642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-41856777739547883592009-08-07T07:26:28.835-05:002009-08-07T07:26:28.835-05:00VOLUME FOUR?!?!?!VOLUME FOUR?!?!?!Tyler Vincentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-9454970873725485912009-08-05T06:37:13.633-05:002009-08-05T06:37:13.633-05:00Well, we now know of three people who will probabl...Well, we now know of three people who will probably avoid the high-school reunion.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-63451506513899735772009-08-04T00:41:59.300-05:002009-08-04T00:41:59.300-05:00As if it wasn't obvious enough that this was a...As if it wasn't obvious enough that this was a balloon company, the woman in stripes even has round earringsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-2973884022685226592009-08-03T15:08:57.753-05:002009-08-03T15:08:57.753-05:00Yeah, this franchise really took off..... why I ju...Yeah, this franchise really took off..... why I just saw a balloon delivery the other.... never.McTexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08535522243617562061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-78312745115115030552009-07-17T08:51:55.769-05:002009-07-17T08:51:55.769-05:00Now everytime I see balloons I will think of corpo...Now everytime I see balloons I will think of corporate world dominationUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03936506867940603792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-59263477382882713652009-07-17T06:20:41.889-05:002009-07-17T06:20:41.889-05:00Wowee, she lives in a balloon castle!Wowee, she lives in a balloon castle!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-3422657167770620702009-07-14T00:13:54.420-05:002009-07-14T00:13:54.420-05:00Your terrifying hair helmet is representing the co...Your terrifying hair helmet is representing the company.Christophernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-9118120750613915932009-07-11T12:41:07.281-05:002009-07-11T12:41:07.281-05:00OMG -- I went to high school with the girl in the ...OMG -- I went to high school with the girl in the middle! She's got lots of 'splainin' to do!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-62539614191254600422009-07-10T12:46:46.277-05:002009-07-10T12:46:46.277-05:00i like the way the guy says happy birthday the bes...i like the way the guy says happy birthday the best. and i want to live in a world with walls of pearlescent balloons.hayleyhttp://www.pumpthatjam.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-45240920232584476842009-07-08T12:41:34.117-05:002009-07-08T12:41:34.117-05:00That doorway she comes out of wasn't made for ...That doorway she comes out of wasn't made for the video. She actually lives in a giant balloon sarcophagus. Bolts of lightning shoot between the two balloon towers to reanimate her.Will Tribblehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12440427260615323616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-89166509715200375332009-07-08T02:02:26.923-05:002009-07-08T02:02:26.923-05:00"We'll see you next time on the Qualatex ..."We'll see you next time on the Qualatex Balloon Network!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-70939953007724556582009-07-07T21:42:19.686-05:002009-07-07T21:42:19.686-05:00Mike's friends on the football team are going ...Mike's friends on the football team are going to give him an awful ribbing when they learn he's training to be a balloon deliveryman.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01912425754391932670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-77509337710048113162009-07-07T20:44:46.682-05:002009-07-07T20:44:46.682-05:00Why doesn't she call out those teens on their ...Why doesn't she call out those teens on their obvious sarcasm?Masonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12501702465675156024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-55809398183312656912009-07-07T15:26:16.636-05:002009-07-07T15:26:16.636-05:00Happy BIRTHDAY!<i>Happy BIRTHDAY!</i>Kreptahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07328164582893392417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-51212825489651853622009-07-07T14:38:00.947-05:002009-07-07T14:38:00.947-05:00Balloons never looked so depressing or boring unti...Balloons never looked so depressing or boring until now.Hester Prinehttp://hesterprine.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-42240649886123722772009-07-07T12:27:42.492-05:002009-07-07T12:27:42.492-05:00I'm rather taken by Jamie and her beautiful ba...I'm rather taken by Jamie and her beautiful balloons.Darrennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-527574910954902552009-07-07T11:24:10.385-05:002009-07-07T11:24:10.385-05:00We still have our new drivers watch this video. Ha...We still have our new drivers watch this video. Hard to get them to curtsey when making a delivery though....chrishttp://www.balloonplanet.comnoreply@blogger.com