Thursday, July 16, 2009

THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT THREATENS US ALL!

Is it wrong to want to see video of them brushing their hair?


To see the full length music video for the smash hit 666 by DeGarmo and Key, click here. 5 and a Quarter inch floppy's never looked so scary.

28 comments :

Faith said...

Apparently all New Age-ers have gay lisps/ sound like the Church Lady.

analogassailant said...

Karate Kid! LOL

marahe said...

is there a haircut that would look good on that blond guy? and no, i don't think it's wrong to want to see them brush their hair.
mmm. that's a vhs i'd like to see. a man's guide to maintaining long, lustrous locks.

Greg said...

we must stop the new age movement and thus stop the oncoming HORDES OF JABULON! we all must 'paint the fence' in the name of jesus.

therandomizer said...

Hmmm.. The new age woos men and women with promises of spiritual transformation. I don't think I've heard of any religion like that before.

I thought it was the bible that was founded on flawed philosophies that will lead to our destruction. I guess I was wrong!

Peanut said...

Hahah, New Agers really are crazy....

James said...

I had no idea that the new age
movement was being supported by
Satan and his minions.

Hester Prine said...

They forgot one important tip, never trust a man with a mullet.

Christopher said...

So, I can't help but notice that the New Age ideas they talk about (Astrology, meditation, reincarnation) all predate the invention of the New Age movement by, um, more then a a millennium. So "New" Age is kind of a misnomer, there.

I will say that nothing reminds me of Satan more then the kind of rock you hear in a dentist's office, so that was a good choice of musical style on their part.

Gadren said...

It's interesting how all those New-Ager quotes wouldn't sound so bad to these mulletmen if they weren't in a smarmy voice and had just a few words changed:

"Reading the Bible is how we can come into alignment with God's will."

"Prayer is a way to develop my consciousness and spirituality."

"We are one with Christ."

Anonymous said...

@Christopher:

Not only do Astrology, meditation and reincarnation pre-date the New Age movement by a millennium or so, they pre-date Christianity ITSELF by millennia.

I for one, welcome our crystal-ball gazing overlords.

Adam said...

Christians may not be the most tolerant bunch, but you have to give them credit for accepting dudes with hair that awful. Like, what's up with DeGarmo? Dude looks like a poodle!
Lucky those guys chose the One True God. I'm pretty sure Islam has a strict no-mullet policy.

Killian said...

Is it just me, or does Blondie sound like Gary Busey and lesser mullet come off as Bill Paxton? Greater mullet sounds a little bit like Mike Henry of Family Guy acclaim.

Snuggie Cult said...

Hmm, does the Snuggie Cult count as new age?

Anonymous said...

He sounds like Bruce the Performance Artist from Family Guy.

paul crik said...

These guts have it all wrong! New age is where it's at.

Luke said...

Eoooohhhhhwww..... Neeeeeeooooohhhh!

Luke said...

Cheese and crackers! Is it me of does Eddie Degarmo looks to be a spitting image of Gary fucking Busey! Coincidence?... I think not.

Marcos El Malo said...

I would totally join forces with these guys to fight the new age movement but for the fact that they're part of the new testament movement.

I appreciate that they want to refute astrology, but I know how this goes. After astrology, they then want to refute astronomy.

Anonymous said...

Yeah they make the New Agers sound gay... Do i detect an underlying homophobia from the mulleted men?

Drum said...

the lisp was a nice touch

Nick said...

Because, you know, Christians are soooo oppressed in our society....

Anonymous said...

Wow. Did Jesus cut their hair while he was still on the cross?

scamps said...

Wow...these guys are kind of acting like snooty assholes.

Anonymous said...

I knew those gays had to believe in something...

Anonymous said...

I wish I could visit an alternate dimension America where all these Christians worshiped some sort of Cthulu like God

it would be lulzy

Anonymous said...

If that be true? If bad grammer is the way to God, I'll take Satan any day.

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