Thursday, April 05, 2012

SALLY STRUTHERS FITNESS WALKING

Always put on all your makeup before exercising.



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

ANN ARBOR, MI! Come to the Yellow Barn (416 W Huron) tonight!

25 comments :

Ravenhallow said...

Oh god those shorts. I know these men far more intimately now than I ever wanted to.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a problem with the fact that Sally IS fat?

commandercool said...

Ann Arbor! TONIGHT! I'll be there. And be... square?

Matt said...

Who likes short shorts???

I LIKE SHORT SHORTS!!!!

Anonymous said...

shorts!

Anonymous said...

and nobody used David's technique for fitness walking at the end.

Anonymous said...

Remember to walk for at least 12 hours every other day for any results whatsoever.

sillyfrags@gmail.com said...

Please don't tell me that David wasn't getting some sort of kick out of displaying his wares for Sally!

mary said...

how did i not just see any balls?

Anonymous said...

Tell these beardos to hit the gym and start doing squats like a real man.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit that sweet piece of tail in any decade. Rrrrow!

Anonymous said...

"In order to walk really fast we need to relax our hips and allow them to move freely along with the rest of our body."

Oh David, not ALL of your body is moving freely.

Dave said...

I thought all of those commercials that she did for those starving children would have done something for her? Then again there was that hidden product placement all over her face.

mellowcheddar said...

Goodness. SO much man-junk.

Anonymous said...

Please, fashion gods, do not allow a return of the plum smugglers!

Voracious_Boot said...

HIS AREA MOCKS US!

Anonymous said...

this makes me want to suck some 80s cock

Anonymous said...

penis

SLYGATHOR said...

those shorts were... definitely something.
also when they shows that man majestically walking, with his hips swinging. that was..... beautiful

Michael E said...

Hi, I'm David Balboa, and I clearly dress to the left.

Robert Cook said...

I actually did "fitness walking" or "speed walking" for about 12 years in Central Park. Yes, it looks...odd...even ridiculous, if you are unfamiliar with it and the mechanics of it, but it does provide serious health benefits...IF you work up to a truly fast pace. At my peak I was walking 5 miles in about 47 or so minutes. It also may have saved my life...I was diagnosed with leukemia some years back, with blood hemoglobin at only 3 when it was found out. The emergency room personnel expressed doubt to a friend of mine who showed up to see about me that I would live through the night. My hemotologist later could only explain my surviving long enough to receive medical treatment that helped me recover by suggesting that my walking had got me so fit that I was able to keep functioning with almost no red blood cells circulating in my body. (However, I really would have died if I had not got to the hospital that night.)

All that said, this tape looks awful and does not lend credibility to the activity, in that Struthers' endless shtickiness is repellent and makes the whole thing appear a shuck. It's actually an Olympic event and can provide the same benefits as jogging with far less physical punishment. (I haven't done it in several years for various reasons, but I keep thinking maybe I'll resume it at some point.)

Anonymous said...

May I suggest adding the "penis" tag?

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Anonymous said...

Sally has abandoned the teachings in this video most passionately.