Thursday, April 26, 2012

HEY PERVERTS, I'LL BITE YOUR PENIS OFF

Take that, pickle dick!

25 comments :

Anonymous said...

This is actually pretty good advice.

K said...

^ I agree! Though, I imagine biting though the cuc'e is a bit more difficult.

Anonymous said...

That lip.

Anonymous said...

Good song, too.

Anonymous said...

One time I thought someone was going to rape me in the check-out line at Target, so I immediately pissed and spread shit on myself. It turns out he was just returning an earring I'd dropped.

Anonymous said...

This is badass!! EIT: making us laugh and saving lives.

Anonymous said...

I hear the stars of "Two Girls & a Cup" have produced a very effective anti-rape video.

emily said...

uh

SpoogeGod said...

Isn't that how Ted Nugent avoided the draft?

Ravenhallow said...

While the advice is solid, I can't get past the fact that it has a theme song. Oh yog.

Dave said...

Kung Fu porno!

Anonymous said...

Does it make me a bad person if I've always thought of doing this?

Keisha said...

I need eye bleach.

Anonymous said...

yeah, bite is penis off, IF YOU WANT TO GUARANTEE THAT HE WILL MURDER YOU

Anonymous said...

I remember the time that I was raped by a pack of martial artists

mellowcheddar said...

"The More You Know"

Easy Cheese said...

I'm a rapist and now I'm aware!

Rodrigo said...

Post to YouTube, pleeeaaase!!!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to get teeh on my penis. But more in a playful, teasing way. With no damage more like in a trusting game where you show your partner that yout trust her to let her do that with your meat in her mouth. I like the thrill of that *nibble*

Brandon Stocks said...

Im surprised they for got to say stick your finger down your throat. Try to vomit on him or yourself.

green eyes said...
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Anonymous said...

(rapists beware!)
when I say no,
don't disagree,
the answer's no-no baby
(rapists beware!)
if you're smart,
you won't dare,
so rapists beware,
rapists beware
(rapists beware!)

Anonymous said...

no means yes, yes means anal

Unknown said...

Whoever posted the lyrics got them wrong. The lyrics are

(rapist beware)
When I say no don't disagree
The answer's no not maybe
(rapist beware)
If you're smart you won't dare
So rapist beware, rapist beware.

Anonymous said...

what if he's not carrying a tomato though?

sorry, a tomatah