Thank you for existing, Everything Is Terrible! -- THANK YOU!
Don't you mean "9 HOUR, 59 MINUTE, 57 SECOND LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!" ?
Matt is right we are SCAMMED out of 3 seconds laser eye staring. You guys owe us 3 seconds of laser eye staring.
The amount of sunlight stays the same over the 10 hours? Yeah, right. That's a continuity error. Someone let IMDB know.
Can I go to the bathroom now?
Reminds me of my late marriage.
It's said if you watch all 10 hours of this contest you will have either mastered the art of laser eyes or gone completely blind.
Go to the youtube page to read who wins
@Brandon StocksWe all win.
I almost choked when I skipped to the ending. Hilarious. Although if I watched the whole ten hours, I would be so pissed.
This is fucking incredible. Are you proud of yourself? You should be.
This video is the very reason why YouTube was created.
@Matt Janssen & Anonymous: I had to save something for the Director's Cut.
I watched the whole thing. I feel sick and depressed and I can still hear the lasers. I was so whacked out by the end I can't even remember who won so I have to watch it again. That's the worst part. The worst part.
Was this on MST3K or something? I could have sworn I saw all 16 hours of this movie...
That was a weak third act.
OK, then, best 2 out of 3.
About 7 hours in you can see Duane where the beams meet each other. You can see Duane creating the universe.
Chances are he fell in a puddle of his own urine at the end.
Bless you EIT. I am going to project this onto my neighbors house all night tonight while blaring the audio.
Will this get its own 5 disc dvd?
I've got laser eyes. And I know what you're thinking.
are you fucking shitting me?
THANK YOU EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! Thank you for that video.
This is an irresponsible use of lasers. It must be reported to the Advancement of Laser related Film Footage immediately!
SPOILER ALERT!!!...she wins
Personally I found it repetitive and boring. Not nearly worth the 10 hour investment, even if it was free.
The soundtrack and cheap dialog at the beginning just asks for some rapper to sample it.
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