Saturday, August 20, 2011

10 HOUR LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!

These two are probably the most evenly matched laser eye staring contestants in the business. Place your bets!

30 comments :

Michael said...

Thank you for existing, Everything Is Terrible! -- THANK YOU!

Matt Janssen said...

Don't you mean "9 HOUR, 59 MINUTE, 57 SECOND LASER EYE STARING CONTEST!" ?

Anonymous said...

Matt is right we are SCAMMED out of 3 seconds laser eye staring.

You guys owe us 3 seconds of laser eye staring.

Ryan said...

The amount of sunlight stays the same over the 10 hours? Yeah, right. That's a continuity error. Someone let IMDB know.

Anonymous said...

Can I go to the bathroom now?

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of my late marriage.

Matt said...

It's said if you watch all 10 hours of this contest you will have either mastered the art of laser eyes or gone completely blind.

Brandon Stocks said...

Go to the youtube page to read who wins

Payo said...

@Brandon Stocks

We all win.

Anonymous said...

I almost choked when I skipped to the ending. Hilarious. Although if I watched the whole ten hours, I would be so pissed.

MrsBonBon said...

This is fucking incredible. Are you proud of yourself? You should be.

Son of Duane said...

This video is the very reason why YouTube was created.

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

@Matt Janssen & Anonymous: I had to save something for the Director's Cut.

Anonymous said...

I watched the whole thing. I feel sick and depressed and I can still hear the lasers. I was so whacked out by the end I can't even remember who won so I have to watch it again. That's the worst part. The worst part.

Mark said...

Was this on MST3K or something? I could have sworn I saw all 16 hours of this movie...

riley said...

That was a weak third act.

eugaet said...

OK, then, best 2 out of 3.

Mr. Tastee said...

About 7 hours in you can see Duane where the beams meet each other. You can see Duane creating the universe.

Richard Whittall said...

Chances are he fell in a puddle of his own urine at the end.

Anonymous said...

Bless you EIT. I am going to project this onto my neighbors house all night tonight while blaring the audio.

Anonymous said...

Will this get its own 5 disc dvd?

Ravenhallow said...

I've got laser eyes. And I know what you're thinking.

Anonymous said...

are you fucking shitting me?

commandercool said...

THANK YOU EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! Thank you for that video.

cutestcatintheworld said...

This is an irresponsible use of lasers. It must be reported to the Advancement of Laser related Film Footage immediately!

Anonymous said...

SPOILER ALERT!!!

...she wins

Anonymous said...

Personally I found it repetitive and boring. Not nearly worth the 10 hour investment, even if it was free.

Glenn F said...

You're welcome.

http://youtu.be/Sr3l3mYZVnA

Anonymous said...

The soundtrack and cheap dialog at the beginning just asks for some rapper to sample it.

Kristilrose said...

MY EYES!!!!