Wednesday, August 10, 2011

ADD SPRINKLES, LOSE WEIGHT

But how does it work again?

26 comments :

James Edward Clark said...

It gives you the shits! Thats how it works

gottago said...

Oh America.

Phineas said...

It works even better when you snort it up your nose.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Evil voice:

"Riiiigh-t"

Anonymous said...

They got Patti from "Millionaire Matchmaker" -- that's all the endorsement I need. http://youtu.be/DRL7JSvICC0

andthendougsaid said...

Is the clip at the beginning real? What is it from?

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

@andthendougsaid: Yes, it's real. It's from a different ad, but it was too good to go to waste.

commandercool said...

I like that there's a "sprinkles" tag now.

Anonymous said...

Ride the snake.

Mr. Tastee said...

You'd lose more weight by living off of rainbow sprinkles.

mandy_Reeves said...

ok...I heard about this from one of my friends at weight watchers. Her co workers are using it...but it is not permanent! This stuff has got to eventually kill you sometime.

I have lost 119 pounds with weight watchers in 2 and a half years...with 61 pounds more til goal. I don't need a "magic" powder. shit is a friggin snake oil...I don't want to see a few years from now where someone died from this stuff.

ThefilmBug said...

@Mandy Reeves. You are doing the right thing in losing weight. Out of all the programs out there Weight Watchers is tried and true-just a little pricey. Good for you!
In this case it is not snake oil-it is snake powder.

Nate said...

ninja'd by Phinease.

Anonymous said...

Don't knock the sprinkles.

Richard Whittall said...

"No officer, it was my to go packet of sensa sprinkles!"

Anonymous said...

It truly is "in-credible".

e_x_i_t said...

I don't know why, but this has got to be one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.

Mister Booze said...

I love these things. I used to see a commercial for this product called "The almighty cleanse" in the morning before work. Basically it gave you the shits to clean out your colon. The commercial was truly vile, complete with a picture of rubber poo. It was great following that up with an egg McMuffin.

http://youtu.be/1nYqWkCnE_c

Enjoy!

Ravenhallow said...

Mmm, heroin.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Mister Booze, I clicked on that link and now I want to vomit. The most disgusting thing I've ever see and it was all WORDS. They said fecal matter about a million times.

The Sensa thing is hilarious. Yes sprinkle mystery powder on your disgusting fattening junk food and magically lose weight. It probably does something in your stomach to make you get full faster, but how does that matter if you die of heart disease because of all the shit you are eating? People just don't understand YOU CANNOT EAT WHAT YOU WANT ALL TIME. Not unless you want to die in your 60s.

Wooly Pounds said...

Holy crap (probably no pun intended) I remember seeing this a while back on TV. I just remember thinking that it was probably salt or something.


Oh god, Mr. Booze thank you. I remember watching that whole thing last night with a permanent cringe on my face.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but does Sensa make you as dull and annoying as all the other weight-loss regimes?

Anonymous said...

She don't lie, she don't lie...

KatDef said...

I am SO happy this is on here.
I saw this infomercial the other night and thought it would be PERFECT for EIT lolz.

Anonymous said...

Yes, but all that sprinkling might require me to lift my arm.

emily said...

wait what do you do?