Friday, August 12, 2011

HARRY POTTER / DA LAST DON

Finally someone gets to the bottom of how realistic Harry Potter really is.


And now an inspired/inspiring short film by Master P:


Thanks to 23 Wolves for the Master P half-feature length(and a lot of other sweet vhs!)!

18 comments :

Caleb said...

What a hodgepodge of terrible! I haven't seen a pop culture splicejob of this magnitude since somebody got the bright idea to write a Star Trek/ X Men crossover novel. No, this wasn't fan fic, but was an actual book that was actually published. Actually!

Mr. Tastee said...

Stupid fucking owl. I'll beat the shit out of you, you hungry nearsighted motherfucker.

Christopher said...

That owl clearly understands everything that owl-hating jerk says, and is just waiting for the right moment to peck his eyes out.

Also, if being stupid ill-tempered, and loyal only to people who bring you food is bad for pets, why do so many people own cats?

Anonymous said...

Although it looks dumb thats actually a great movie to show your kid if they want an owl. Or heck, even show it on TV. It's good to let people know that you can't keep a majestic wild predator bird in the house.

When Harry Potter came out in my country those JACKASSES in my country revoked the law making it illegal to keep a protected bird species in the home. So we had people sitting at home with an owl or other huge bird in their home or even flats. It was totally retarded.

If you show these dumb people "hey owls make a lousy pet, you can't play with them, they won't get attached to them, have a parakeet instead" it really helps these animals.

The punching thing is a very common thing to show people how near sighted and depth perceptive inclined they are, but yeah it does look mean. :)

Signed,

An obvious bird lover ;)
Don't be retarded people, take a parrot, a cat, a dog, a parakeet, a canary but don't take protected species in to your homes. They won't be any fun, and they'll be very very sad.

King Tibbet said...

Sounds like they got Hugh Laurie to do the voice over.

Anonymous said...

I was quite disappointed in the content of this after having read the title. I had assumed you'd found a movie in which Harry Potter took on the role of a Mafia boss.

ThefilmBug said...

@Caleb. X-Men/Star Trek crossover doesn't even compare with the lunacy of The Thing from The Fantastic Four crossing over with The Flintstones. I kid you not,my friends.

Ravenhallow said...

Hey, Master P! I forgot he existed for the last decade or so.

Tyler Stafford said...

Up next we'll be speaking to an owl expert... WHO FUCKING HATES OWLS.

Easy Cheese said...

Forget sucker punching that owl, give Master P a punch for that gawd awful overacting. Scarface you are not! Also clearly the owl doesn't feel the need to impress anyone. Of course isn't being able to turn your head completely around your head in a exorcist like manner impressive enough?

Caleb said...

@FilmBug: You win this round, sir....

Richard Whittall said...

Harry Potter could have used more owl-punching.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Bill Macy was an owl expert...

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING HATE OWLS

Scorpy1 said...

Even "America's Nightmare" knows to respekt traffic signs.

Wooly Pounds said...

Translation of the owl: Fuck you, pal.

2nd video: I don't think it's such a great idea to bring guns into a clown-car.

Tom said...

That Glock enjoys his friendship with Master P but that conversation made it really uncomfortable

Turkey Vulture said...

I am a former zoo keeper who worked with owls and other raptors quite a lot, and I have to say, MAN, that owl fucking hated that guy. She was putting off lots of "I want to kill you" signals. I think this man and this owl are just not a love match.

It's true that owls don't have eyesight as good as hawks, eagles, or falcons, but their hearing is better than dogs' hearing, and their vision is still a lot better than human vision. A lot better. I'm sure that owl is just used to that dude waving his hand in her face and fake-punching her.

And owls can be very affectionate indeed. I've had many owls fall in love with me, hide dead mice and offer them to me later in a display of adoration, and attempt to copulate with my glove. Ah, owl romance.

Fuck all of you who say owls suck! OWLS FTW! (although vultures are even better.)