Tuesday, August 23, 2011

NETPOCALYPSE!

The year is 2005. Hardened criminals like Judge Reinhold are trying to destroy the internet and only Scott Bakula can stop them.

25 comments :

Mr. Tastee said...

The Social Network 2 came out in the 90s?

Anonymous said...

Holy shit the interwebz is in danger!

Anonymous said...

brb I have to save the internet.

voraciousboot said...

My mega-modems need more codecs so I can use my navigator to prevent shutting down all the nets!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Duane can help!

Doomednuclei said...

Oh hey, it's the actor that played Shang Tsung!

Julian said...

Scott Bakula stars as elite Internet wizard saving the Internet in http://WorldWideWebForce (available on VHS only)

Rated PG for brief Internet-related content.

Richard Whittall said...

I'm really glad they did their technical research. Made it feel really authentic!

BooDoug187 said...

No talks about breaking through a firewall...

Not internet enough!

Nate said...

never before has the internet been described in such glorious detail. Perfect.

THANKS eit, i have never heard of this movie, but I will be sure to Netflix it if I can (oh who am I kidding. They wouldnt have this).

Keep up the great work.

You're Friend,

(see above)

Anonymous said...

Does anyone here know any good e-brothel addresses?

Ravenhallow said...

VR-Brothels don't bring people closer?

Dr_Strangelove said...

"This site draws in the freaks."

More proof that Tom Clancy doesn't know shit about anything beyond, oh, 1989.

msakalau said...

shang tsung in the internet...

"your url is mine"

Brandon Stocks said...

All your internet are belong to us!

Anonymous said...

The monologue on the sin of internet at the end was actually pretty spot on.

Caleb said...

Only one thing could have saved this movie. You guessed it, Eric Roberts!

kedarguru said...

awfully prescient about the 'perversion' bit

Intimidation of Life said...

I have this full movie of VHS!! yes VHS its that good

Anonymous said...

Oh Judge Reinhold, you are the poor man's John Larroquette.

Anonymous said...

Was that Nathan Fillion fist bumping?

Blue said...

Holy shit, was that black lady CCH Pounder?
(Word verification: "broppel" :B)

SimpleJack said...

This movie won an Emmy Award. No I am not joking.

Anonymous said...

i wonder what computer brains taste like. maybe i should suck some out.

emily said...

wow.