Wednesday, September 26, 2012

THE FUTURE MAP OF THE UNITED STATES

Cartographers ain't what they used to be.

18 comments :

mtk said...

Stanley Tucci, slummin' it.

Anonymous said...

what's amazing is how much he got right.

Dave said...
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Dave said...

He broke into a high school class room and here's what he came up with in the end.

Sammy Goldilox said...

Arizona Bay, huh?

Ravenhallow said...

I love horribly failed prophecies, so much.

See you down in Arizona Bay.

Anonymous said...

People like this guy are the reason others dismiss climate change...

Anonymous said...

Wow, you'd think with an abrupt devastation and sudden loss of millions of lives, the last thing on people's mind would be the damn sea ports.

Just Johnny said...

He obviously missed Morgan Freeman's speech from the 1998 film, Deep Impact where by he states with great certainty that the waters did indeed, recede.

Must be a Republican.

Anonymous said...

I've got oceanfront property in arizona....

Anonymous said...

People, please. He was obviously talking about 1998-2001 XC, on the New Xenu calendar, which isn't for another 300 years. Quit being such naysayers.

Anonymous said...

Where's Otisburg?

Jeff Binder said...

To be fair, there was an earthquake near St. Louis a few years back. Caused about $300 worth of damage, too.

Anonymous said...

sounds about as logical as any of the shit Al gore spews out

Mike said...

In 1967 Tiny Tim did a song about the melting ice caps.
http://goo.gl/uUNac

Mme Scherzo said...

But Thanks to Obama, 2008 was the year the oceans receded. Or something.

Anonymous said...

It would have been more believable if the seaports of the future weren't conveniently already major cities.

Anonymous said...

what a dipshit