Thursday, February 28, 2013

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

22 comments :

Anonymous said...

I don't know about you, but last Dec. 12th my tie got caught in my fax machine while my turkey was cursing me out. It was scary. On the bright side, the waffle iron scars are healing nicely.

Anonymous said...

Nothing happened on the 21th, though.

Anonymous said...

This. Is. Amazing.

MC Oral B said...

I would be heartbroken if I found out my appliances didn't like me. Only a handful have been used in a sexual manner

mellowcheddar said...

I don't know what would be worse, having to use that old-ass computer OR a fax machine way out in the future like we are now. I don't even thing Al Gore had invented Teh Intrewebz yet.

mellowcheddar said...

*think

Anonymous said...

Somebody's been watching too much maximum overdrive.

Anonymous said...

My VCR and I have never been closer.

Snrky said...

From tortilla griddles to waffle irons...it's a slippery slope.

Anonymous said...

Wow. That gave me autism.

Jet Jaguar said...

This is fucking awesome. Keep an eye on your waffle irons people! They'd burn you in a second if they got the chance.

Anonymous said...

please don't fucking tell me anyone took this shit seriously, this is the most hilariously laughable shit I've ever seen on this site and that's saying a hell of a lot

Anonymous said...

yeah, I remember when my cat started talking to me last December, it was weird

trouble is it keeps talking to me and it keeps telling me that it wants me to go out and kill...kill....kill....KILLLLLLLL

Anonymous said...

"Honeybun! This machine just called me an asshole!"

Anonymous said...

My cat gave me a real lecture just last week, some shit about "you're fat, you're lazy, and you don't clean my shit box often enough".

Anonymous said...

So, I wonder if anyone took this douche bag to task on Dec. 22.

Kenneth Williams said...

IT'S DUCKIE!!!!

Anonymous said...

My Christmas tree had a seizure, too.

Anonymous said...

So...does duckie control the animals and appliances now?

Anonymous said...

I can´t believe this was serious. How this even aired? I am kind of pissed off. But i love it also.

Ravenhallow said...

I think I'd settle for a lecture from Duckie instead of my cat.

Anonymous said...

Mayans my arse! this has skynet written all over it.

on another note, do you think if I bought my VCR flowers it would like me again?

-sammy c