I don't know about you, but last Dec. 12th my tie got caught in my fax machine while my turkey was cursing me out. It was scary. On the bright side, the waffle iron scars are healing nicely.
Nothing happened on the 21th, though.
This. Is. Amazing.
I would be heartbroken if I found out my appliances didn't like me. Only a handful have been used in a sexual manner
I don't know what would be worse, having to use that old-ass computer OR a fax machine way out in the future like we are now. I don't even thing Al Gore had invented Teh Intrewebz yet.
Somebody's been watching too much maximum overdrive.
My VCR and I have never been closer.
From tortilla griddles to waffle irons...it's a slippery slope.
Wow. That gave me autism.
This is fucking awesome. Keep an eye on your waffle irons people! They'd burn you in a second if they got the chance.
please don't fucking tell me anyone took this shit seriously, this is the most hilariously laughable shit I've ever seen on this site and that's saying a hell of a lot
yeah, I remember when my cat started talking to me last December, it was weirdtrouble is it keeps talking to me and it keeps telling me that it wants me to go out and kill...kill....kill....KILLLLLLLL
"Honeybun! This machine just called me an asshole!"
My cat gave me a real lecture just last week, some shit about "you're fat, you're lazy, and you don't clean my shit box often enough".
So, I wonder if anyone took this douche bag to task on Dec. 22.
My Christmas tree had a seizure, too.
So...does duckie control the animals and appliances now?
I can´t believe this was serious. How this even aired? I am kind of pissed off. But i love it also.
I think I'd settle for a lecture from Duckie instead of my cat.
Mayans my arse! this has skynet written all over it.on another note, do you think if I bought my VCR flowers it would like me again?-sammy c
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