Monday, March 07, 2011

CREEPS N' SEX OBJECTS 4 KIDZ!


Ugggh, Helen The Chicken sure is a combat-boot-wearin, hootin-tootin new-age-liberal Fema-Nazi. You shoulda heard the rants about not eating chicken! What a nag!

34 comments :

Porcine Drone said...

Even giant-headed anthropomorphic spokes-things can appreciate dat ASSS!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

So, let's do a thought experiment. Apparently these Chucky Cheese characters have libidos, so they must have genitalia. How would their penises and vaginas be designed by those very creative artists who created the costumes? I think their parts would be animatronic and have little cartoon voices of their own.

Melanie said...

OMG! i punched chuck e cheese at one of those kids birthday parties once! so glad i did, hes a jerk!

og Nate said...

approving grunt @ 1:33 while chicken's walking away.

Great editing C.G. You should even do this as a recut with the same theme.

og Nate said...

edit: as Astrid's walking away, not chicken

Max said...

OMG. I had this tape when I was a kid. Kill me, please.

Ravenhallow said...

Creepier and more uncomfortable than I expected. I didn't realize Chuck addressed these "adult" situations (I use that term loosely. Hurr hurr). :|

Fuckin' brilliant work.

Torin Golding said...

This is West Virginia's "Gone With the Wind"

Chris said...

I like the labels for this one

it's not often you see the words 'pizza' and 'sexual tension' together...

John said...

Nothing like huffing glue in a bag to get your day going.

FITZSIMMONS said...

Did that chicken girl give birth to those chickens in the cell with her? If so who is the father?

Ms. Fitz said...

WTFFFF

brimcp19 said...

That was worse than I thought it was going to be. Congrats!

Anonymous said...

Huh. Women. Am I right?

Dragon Sound said...

See, this is what happens when you try to expand on the storyline of characters that are purely meant as a distraction while you eat too much and consume too many calories. I hope they didn't attempt anything like this with the Burger King Kids Club.

voraciousboot said...

They don't make "Chicken/German Bodybuilder" porn like they used to.

Chris said...

So this is where the whole furry fetish began.

Red said...

Can you say "furry fanfiction"?

Anonymous said...

That just got more and more surreal.

Brandon said...

Curious how the EIT people make these stupid, dumb-ass comments about the female character being too uptight, but conveniently overlook the old-fashioned, inflated chivalry of the males, or their idiotic comments, like "I'm not old enough to figure out girls" and "I don't think anybody lives long enough to do that!"

Jonathan said...

Blah. The disgusting part is the gender role modeling. Media saturation: no wonder kids these days think that if a relationship doesn't have drama in it, something must be wrong! Oh and never put anyone of a nonstandard relationship style into a show without something being broken. GRR. Everything IS terrible.

Anonymous said...

I am so glad that EiT has finally unearthed this gem.

Anonymous said...

great jam

Anonymous said...

Was it wrong that the chicken-headed woman turned me on a little? Bad gender roles notwithstanding.

Anonymous said...

helen looks like paris hilton LOL the eye and the beak like nose :p

Nicole said...

What a freakish mASSterpiece.

Anonymous said...

well this was pretty much my childhood. I even remember all their names (the purple one was Munch and he played the piano)

Anonymous said...

Chuck E Cheese: The Porno

Anonymous said...

Did chucke cheese just write a blank check to Warner Herzog and tell him to make a kids movie?

Angel Mass said...

Im glad they teach proper sexism to the younger generations

The Whiz Kid Forte said...

This one makes even pizza cook Pasqually roll his eyes (just look at him do this at the beginning)! LOL!!! XD

Savage said...

I'm extremely disturbed. I WANT TO UNSEE IT.

Ajlounyinjurylaw said...

I thinks is the big orange hair that makes it creepy.

Anonymous said...

I bet that was genuine laughter from the actors playing the German guys when Chuck E stepped between them and that Chicken girl.