Monday, March 07, 2011
CREEPS N' SEX OBJECTS 4 KIDZ!
Ugggh, Helen The Chicken sure is a combat-boot-wearin, hootin-tootin new-age-liberal Fema-Nazi. You shoulda heard the rants about not eating chicken! What a nag!
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Even giant-headed anthropomorphic spokes-things can appreciate dat ASSS!!!!!!
So, let's do a thought experiment. Apparently these Chucky Cheese characters have libidos, so they must have genitalia. How would their penises and vaginas be designed by those very creative artists who created the costumes? I think their parts would be animatronic and have little cartoon voices of their own.
approving grunt @ 1:33 while chicken's walking away.
Great editing C.G. You should even do this as a recut with the same theme.
edit: as Astrid's walking away, not chicken
OMG. I had this tape when I was a kid. Kill me, please.
Creepier and more uncomfortable than I expected. I didn't realize Chuck addressed these "adult" situations (I use that term loosely. Hurr hurr). :|
Fuckin' brilliant work.
This is West Virginia's "Gone With the Wind"
I like the labels for this one
it's not often you see the words 'pizza' and 'sexual tension' together...
Nothing like huffing glue in a bag to get your day going.
Did that chicken girl give birth to those chickens in the cell with her? If so who is the father?
WTFFFF
That was worse than I thought it was going to be. Congrats!
Huh. Women. Am I right?
See, this is what happens when you try to expand on the storyline of characters that are purely meant as a distraction while you eat too much and consume too many calories. I hope they didn't attempt anything like this with the Burger King Kids Club.
They don't make "Chicken/German Bodybuilder" porn like they used to.
So this is where the whole furry fetish began.
Can you say "furry fanfiction"?
That just got more and more surreal.
Curious how the EIT people make these stupid, dumb-ass comments about the female character being too uptight, but conveniently overlook the old-fashioned, inflated chivalry of the males, or their idiotic comments, like "I'm not old enough to figure out girls" and "I don't think anybody lives long enough to do that!"
Blah. The disgusting part is the gender role modeling. Media saturation: no wonder kids these days think that if a relationship doesn't have drama in it, something must be wrong! Oh and never put anyone of a nonstandard relationship style into a show without something being broken. GRR. Everything IS terrible.
I am so glad that EiT has finally unearthed this gem.
great jam
Was it wrong that the chicken-headed woman turned me on a little? Bad gender roles notwithstanding.
helen looks like paris hilton LOL the eye and the beak like nose :p
What a freakish mASSterpiece.
well this was pretty much my childhood. I even remember all their names (the purple one was Munch and he played the piano)
Chuck E Cheese: The Porno
Did chucke cheese just write a blank check to Warner Herzog and tell him to make a kids movie?
Im glad they teach proper sexism to the younger generations
This one makes even pizza cook Pasqually roll his eyes (just look at him do this at the beginning)! LOL!!! XD
I'm extremely disturbed. I WANT TO UNSEE IT.
I thinks is the big orange hair that makes it creepy.
I bet that was genuine laughter from the actors playing the German guys when Chuck E stepped between them and that Chicken girl.
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