I like letting kids know about sex ed and all. But wtf is with the obscure measurement types. "Your 2 party horns long" "you weight as much as a cake and a pitcher of juice!"
Both of those are invalid not all cakes and pitchers filled with juice weight the same! GRRRRR
Whatever you do, "sex educators" in the U.S., DON'T tell children that the man's penis goes inside the woman's vagina and that it goes in and out until it ejaculates inside. Even though it does. Because THAT would be just too much for little kiddie ears to handle.
We must protect our kiddies from the truth! Because it's GROSS and SHAMEFUL! And THAT isn't doing our children a disservice.
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I don't want to rag on this too much, cause kids need to know this shit, but...wow.
I like all the slightly horrified looks on those kids' faces as they try to repeat those reproduction terms.
I wonder how many party horns long I am now.
^^^
Also, I wonder how many cokes it would cost me to find out.
With an inability to cope with the ever changing world, the town of Footloose collectively pulls a Jim Jones move.
I like letting kids know about sex ed and all. But wtf is with the obscure measurement types. "Your 2 party horns long" "you weight as much as a cake and a pitcher of juice!"
Both of those are invalid not all cakes and pitchers filled with juice weight the same! GRRRRR
hahahaha, try to imagine this video from a kid's perceptive, it seems like the craziest shit ever, I'm talking some HP Lovecraft shit
anyway my first sexual education was the lingerie section of a JC Penny's catalog
hahahaha, try to imagine this video from a kid's perceptive, it seems like the craziest shit ever, I'm talking some HP Lovecraft shit
anyway my first sexual education was the lingerie section of a JC Penny's catalog
Education Is Terrible!
I am 8000 party horns away from Seattle
I still weigh as much as a birthday cake. One of those big ones with midgets in it.
Whatever you do, "sex educators" in the U.S., DON'T tell children that the man's penis goes inside the woman's vagina and that it goes in and out until it ejaculates inside. Even though it does. Because THAT would be just too much for little kiddie ears to handle.
We must protect our kiddies from the truth! Because it's GROSS and SHAMEFUL! And THAT isn't doing our children a disservice.
Those kids are lucky. I was a teen before I learned that tiny cells hug to make babbies.
Parents should film themselves when trying to conceive. When the child turns 13, he or she must watch it.
I've got the whole world in my glands...
I'm taking a trip tomorrow, and it's at least 6,000 party horns away. My guess is that we'll be there in eight nap times.
I wonder if these kids were born without souls, or whether whoever shot this film just took them before filming?
"I used to live inside my mommy." I don't know why that just made me laugh hysterically. I see that kid 20 years later still saying that....
Thanks EIT! I needed that.
HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PRAEGNANT??
Okay... this became horrible immediately when they said "your father." we know how it works but... We like to pretend our family doesn't do it.
And on top of all that, the titles are all done with Comic Sans. Just icing on the cake... or party horn.
"You lived inside your very own swimming pool!"
...amniotic fluid consists mainly of the fetus' urine. That's. That's just lovely.
This was terrific. Easily in the top five so far this year.
i'm.. not quite sure what to say other than this was the greatest one minute and fifty-seven seconds of my life.
and now i'm gonna go enjoy the rest of my night by eating some party cake and drinking some juice. ^-^
You're now as long as ten rectal thermometers, and you weigh as much as one and a half midgets!
LOL :) Wow, it's good that children are learning about sex ed, but I agree, the analogies could be a bit confusing.
COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS
lmao... The one kid randomly yelling, "PLACENTA!"
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