Wednesday, March 09, 2011

SEX ED 4 KIDZ!

28 comments :

closedmouth said...

I don't want to rag on this too much, cause kids need to know this shit, but...wow.

Anonymous said...

I like all the slightly horrified looks on those kids' faces as they try to repeat those reproduction terms.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how many party horns long I am now.

Anonymous said...

^^^
Also, I wonder how many cokes it would cost me to find out.

John said...

With an inability to cope with the ever changing world, the town of Footloose collectively pulls a Jim Jones move.

FITZSIMMONS said...

I like letting kids know about sex ed and all. But wtf is with the obscure measurement types. "Your 2 party horns long" "you weight as much as a cake and a pitcher of juice!"

Both of those are invalid not all cakes and pitchers filled with juice weight the same! GRRRRR

Anonymous said...

hahahaha, try to imagine this video from a kid's perceptive, it seems like the craziest shit ever, I'm talking some HP Lovecraft shit

anyway my first sexual education was the lingerie section of a JC Penny's catalog

Anonymous said...

hahahaha, try to imagine this video from a kid's perceptive, it seems like the craziest shit ever, I'm talking some HP Lovecraft shit

anyway my first sexual education was the lingerie section of a JC Penny's catalog

og Nate said...

Education Is Terrible!

Anonymous said...

I am 8000 party horns away from Seattle

Ravenhallow said...

I still weigh as much as a birthday cake. One of those big ones with midgets in it.

Brandon said...

Whatever you do, "sex educators" in the U.S., DON'T tell children that the man's penis goes inside the woman's vagina and that it goes in and out until it ejaculates inside. Even though it does. Because THAT would be just too much for little kiddie ears to handle.

We must protect our kiddies from the truth! Because it's GROSS and SHAMEFUL! And THAT isn't doing our children a disservice.

Anonymous said...

Those kids are lucky. I was a teen before I learned that tiny cells hug to make babbies.

Mr. Tastee said...

Parents should film themselves when trying to conceive. When the child turns 13, he or she must watch it.

SatanAteMyEars said...

I've got the whole world in my glands...

Leofan7 said...

I'm taking a trip tomorrow, and it's at least 6,000 party horns away. My guess is that we'll be there in eight nap times.

The Eagle's Tears said...

I wonder if these kids were born without souls, or whether whoever shot this film just took them before filming?

FedEx Al said...

"I used to live inside my mommy." I don't know why that just made me laugh hysterically. I see that kid 20 years later still saying that....

Thanks EIT! I needed that.

Anonymous said...

HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PRAEGNANT??

Logan said...

Okay... this became horrible immediately when they said "your father." we know how it works but... We like to pretend our family doesn't do it.

Anonymous said...

And on top of all that, the titles are all done with Comic Sans. Just icing on the cake... or party horn.

Delcat said...

"You lived inside your very own swimming pool!"

...amniotic fluid consists mainly of the fetus' urine. That's. That's just lovely.

commandercool said...

This was terrific. Easily in the top five so far this year.

SDB182 said...

i'm.. not quite sure what to say other than this was the greatest one minute and fifty-seven seconds of my life.

and now i'm gonna go enjoy the rest of my night by eating some party cake and drinking some juice. ^-^

Amanda said...

You're now as long as ten rectal thermometers, and you weigh as much as one and a half midgets!

Charlotte said...

LOL :) Wow, it's good that children are learning about sex ed, but I agree, the analogies could be a bit confusing.

Hannah said...

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS

Anonymous said...

lmao... The one kid randomly yelling, "PLACENTA!"