Tuesday, March 22, 2011

OH THOSE CRAZY CATS!

Today we are celebrating our 1000th post on Everything Is Terrible! in the only way we know how: another hit-pandering adorable kitty video! So kick back, click the mouse and enjoy the kute kuddly kitties cuz you are never getting those three minutes and twenty-nine seconds back. Booya!



Special thanks to Al Scorch for the tape.

24 comments :

Leofan7 said...

I just want to know what makes Sally's cat the Chales Bronson of pussycats.

Dear Tabby, the bright orange cat said...

Ah, the magnificent jungles of.. Egypt.

Anonymous said...

Sally's cat is a total badass.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on a thousand posts. EIT rules

Anonymous said...

"Over the shoulder biscuit holder" made me laugh out loud.

Anonymous said...

Not enough cat-based puns.

airplane said...

i had to stop myself from sending PETA money.

Crackles Vinyl Sides said...

less tv anchor - more dr. kitty!

I want a sequel.

Anonymous said...

I also need regular stroking.

Anonymous said...

I thought that guy was Mark Steines from Entertainment Tonight before he got his Big Break, but then remembered that he is only just a hologram.

scott said...

Congratulations on your 1000th post!

Ravenhallow said...

Wow. Another masterpiece, congrats and thank you EIT!

Now I'm pretty sure my cat thinks I'm a pussy for watching this. That or I need to dump my boyfriend, get thirteen more cats, and stop bathing.

Henry_Slinkman said...

I can't deny it - as cornball as it was, I ate this shit up. I was a cat lady from birth.

J.R. Herbaugh said...

Ooh, can you imagine if Martin Mull's cat and Sally Jesse Raphael's cat had baby cats. *giggles*

Alex said...

ConCATulations!

Anonymous said...

Sally's cat wanted to kill her, but she just kept on petting.

Mik said...

Ah yes, torturing small animals is the first step towards becoming a serial killer.

The 9th Sage said...

I like the random 'pile o' cats' on every single table in that studio.

The 9th Sage said...

Also, I love this...I'd almost swear it was a Tim and Eric's Awesome Show bit, except that it obvioiusly isn't.

Richard Whittall said...

The history part reminded me of that line from Brass Eye: "Egyptians worshipped cats because they thought they were funny."

Keisha said...

Meow. :)

Anonymous said...

Ok, what's even more terrible is that I have a VHS of this entire thing from the 90s. I got it when I adopted a kitten when I was about 5. I think the entire thing is about 20 minutes long.

I never thought I would see it again! :)

Anonymous said...

@leofan7
As do I, You need substantial evidence to back up that claim.

og Nate said...

I cat believe meow many purrfect cat puns they put in th-hair!