Monday, March 28, 2011

2-MINUTE BOAT TRIP!



Let's kick off 2-Minute Movie Week with this homophobic, seafaring turdfest! It's like Snowdogs, but instead of pooches terrorizing our favorite funnyman/adult baby Cuba Gooding Jr., this time it is a boat full of homosexuals! Uh Oh! Things are gonna get "weird!"

21 comments :

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Cuba Gooding Jr. was gay.

John said...

Cuba has been dead to me ever since The Way of War popped onto my radar.

ThefilmBug said...

Cuba Gooding is one bad mellon farming motor scooter homosexual.

John said...

About damn time that homophobia tag got used again; I haven't seen it in YEARS.

Also, SO excited for 2-minute movie week. Fantastic as always, EIT.

-Johnnycakes

Kendall said...

This video broke Vimeo. I must watch.

Anonymous said...

wow, it's hilarious how offense this movie is

it's like if they made a blatantly racist movie about two white people on an all black cruise and all the black people were stereotypes

oh wait, they did make a movie like that, except it was a plane, not a cruise

Anonymous said...

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE BUTTHORN!

closedmouth said...

Agony Booth did a hilarious recap of this.

http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/Boat_Trip_2002.aspx

Also, yay 2 minute movies! My favourite feature.

Ravenhallow said...

Awesome edit, butthorns! Hell of a video to kick off this week with, looking forward to it. Wonderfully appalling; I've never wanted to punch Cuba in the face more.

Ravenhallow said...

Also, upon second viewing.. thank you for the Tyler Durden treatment. There's a split second of surprise in there.

fdfdma said...

i never realized how homophobic that movie was.

JettStreams said...

Exodus Nights

FITZSIMMONS said...

Is Cuba Gay?

Mr. Monkey said...

Incredible. I actually saw the trailer for this and couldn't believe it was a real film.

How did the star of this and "Snow Dogs" win an Oscar, seriously

Anonymous said...

subliminal penis. well played, sir.

23 Wolves said...

I know at least 2 minutes of every day are going to be cool for the next week.

Naked Snake said...

What did he win the Academy Award for?

Bernardo - Nutricionistas said...

Undoubtedly one of the tapes that are crashing the old Gooding Jr. star is this mindless comedy with sex monotema, in which two friends mistakenly embark on a gay cruise. The only thing remarkable is the beauty and sensuality of Sanchez, the rest are topics of gay and operated tits blondes. A waste of time in which we find curious parodying himself to Roger Moore.

Piscinas Prefabricadas said...

Surprising. With a different, showy and credible Matthew. A tape that is worth it.

Construccion de Piscinas said...

Surprising. With a different, showy and credible Matthew. A tape that is worth it.

Anonymous said...

is it possible to recind a oscar?