Tuesday, March 01, 2011

THE BASKET OF YOUR DREAMS

26 comments :

brimcp19 said...

It's no Cat Massage but it's pretty damn terrible!

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, I don't know about this one. I have hobbies that would look ridiculous to other people. And involve trips to the store.

Nubbies Away!! said...

Is it weird that I want to see the rest of the video? My grandma would love one of these for her birthday.

J.R. Herbaugh said...

What a beautiful carcinogen!

Torin Golding said...

Is this how people have sex in the South?

Anonymous said...

wonderfully edited
*inhale*
*inhale*
*inhale*
*inhale*

fdfdma said...

wow i want some stiffy spray too

Anonymous said...

Wasn't she on "Designing Women"?

ThefilmBug said...

I wonder if she can give me a stiffy. Maybe if I meet her at her favorite craft store!

Ravenhallow said...

I paint little plastic and pewter dudes all day long. I have waived my right to make a mockery of this video. :(

FITZSIMMONS said...

Imma put stiffy allover the backside ;)

Fandango said...

Needs more lightning bolt!

og Nate said...

I'd hit that.

Anonymous said...

I've lacquered quite a few items with my stiffy, too. I don't know why you all think it's such a terrible hobby. Also, I ejaculate on wicker baskets.

commandercool said...

That basket is my new god.

In related news, that woman's voice reminds me of the elephant from Adventure Time.

Ann Onymous said...

I'm still stuck on step 1 - choosing my favorite craft store. fml.

Dr said...

Mmm yeah, I'd like to put my stiffy on her backside!


Crap, beaten. Seriously though, I can't tell when she says it if she's realizing how dirty it sounds. It's like she said it more than it needed to be said because it was funny, but her voice doesn't reflect that.

Anonymous said...

Lady, applying my stiffy in public is what got me in trouble in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Thanks EIT...havent laughed this hard/stiffy in a long time!

MrsBonBon said...

Sounds like a warning not to get high on stiffy fumes at the end. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a stiffy binge.

Anonymous said...

wow! Is that lady high on cocaine?
:0

Keisha said...

There's that part in the middle where the screen ripples and we go into an alternate dimension. What was that?

Kit O'Connell said...

Gather, pinch and push.. sounds like my prom night.

(verification word: laquer)

O said...

And now it goes straight to the attic where we will find it 4 years from now covered in dust and small animal droppings and proceed to throw it out.

vedicardi said...

pls repost this ):

Phanie said...

Please repost this. This is my favorite video ever posted on the internet.