Wednesday, March 02, 2011

SCREW THE MUMMY!



This is just the tip of the magnificent crapberg that is DEVIL STORY! Thanks to Destination a-Go-Go for the source!

24 comments :

Anonymous said...

what?

Mieze said...

I especially like how the horse is running up and down in a prefect trot, not being scared by the gun at all xD What an awesome stock footage montage!
Your blog is just so awesome... I'm so happy I stumpled across yesterday!

Maxload said...

i'm not even sure about the physics of stamping some other guys guts out, wouldn't he just do a little step up? or maybe mummies are super heavy...

Anonymous said...

This was Tom Cruise's top pick when asked about the Criterion Collection

gottago said...

Is he trying to shoot the horse? If so, why does he not direct the gun towards the horse?

The subtitles are probably the only things that make sense in this.

og Nate said...

Katharine Hepburn's first movie?

Anonymous said...

This is terrible. Well done.

Lautaro said...

I always wanted to know how to say "screw the mummy" in greek

Ravenhallow said...

My brain feels like the mummy stepped on it. Awesome!

Anonymous said...

So that's what happened to the Morton Salt girl.

Anonymous said...

Where can I purchase this masterpiece?

Destination A Go-Go said...

Brothers and Sisters of EIT!

Fear the Mummy!
Donate the Jerry!

brimcp19 said...

Oh my god. This is solid gold shit. Well done.

Dr said...

I just hope the guys at MST3K saw this at some point, even if they couldn't use it.

Chris said...

im definitely going to have strange dreams tonight

thanks EIT!

Anonymous said...

I never knew old men were filled with sheep guts.

The More You Know*

Also, she might have more success against the mummy if she punched it instead of patting it encouragingly.

Derek Evan Barber said...

Girl: "Use your rifle on it!"

Old man: "It'z a [cue shotgun jones theme music] SHOTGUN!!!!"


Some next level, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark shit! Pretty sure David Lynch has dreams like this.

Adzy said...

Χέσε την, την μούμια !

FITZSIMMONS said...

EIT 2011 is off to a great start!

David said...

@Derek Even Barber

Truth be told, this is actually an outtake from Mulholland Dr.

Anonymous said...

why is that mummy barfing toothpaste?

Anonymous said...

I have the weirdest boner...

Vindicut said...

Some say shes still trying to cock that shotgun, Er I meant rifle.

Brandon Stocks said...

Now this is terrible!