Wednesday, March 02, 2011
SCREW THE MUMMY!
This is just the tip of the magnificent crapberg that is DEVIL STORY! Thanks to Destination a-Go-Go for the source!
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what?
I especially like how the horse is running up and down in a prefect trot, not being scared by the gun at all xD What an awesome stock footage montage!
Your blog is just so awesome... I'm so happy I stumpled across yesterday!
i'm not even sure about the physics of stamping some other guys guts out, wouldn't he just do a little step up? or maybe mummies are super heavy...
This was Tom Cruise's top pick when asked about the Criterion Collection
Is he trying to shoot the horse? If so, why does he not direct the gun towards the horse?
The subtitles are probably the only things that make sense in this.
Katharine Hepburn's first movie?
This is terrible. Well done.
I always wanted to know how to say "screw the mummy" in greek
My brain feels like the mummy stepped on it. Awesome!
So that's what happened to the Morton Salt girl.
Where can I purchase this masterpiece?
Brothers and Sisters of EIT!
Fear the Mummy!
Donate the Jerry!
Oh my god. This is solid gold shit. Well done.
I just hope the guys at MST3K saw this at some point, even if they couldn't use it.
im definitely going to have strange dreams tonight
thanks EIT!
I never knew old men were filled with sheep guts.
The More You Know*
Also, she might have more success against the mummy if she punched it instead of patting it encouragingly.
Girl: "Use your rifle on it!"
Old man: "It'z a [cue shotgun jones theme music] SHOTGUN!!!!"
Some next level, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark shit! Pretty sure David Lynch has dreams like this.
Χέσε την, την μούμια !
EIT 2011 is off to a great start!
@Derek Even Barber
Truth be told, this is actually an outtake from Mulholland Dr.
why is that mummy barfing toothpaste?
I have the weirdest boner...
Some say shes still trying to cock that shotgun, Er I meant rifle.
Now this is terrible!
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