Wednesday, June 08, 2011

REVENGE OF THE CHRISTIAN KIDDIE KOOKS!

Hoo boy.



25 comments :

Anonymous said...

A best friend? ^_^

Ravenhallow said...

Fuck that Conky wannabe!

And dirt grows me food, so it's okay with me.

Anonymous said...

The third Howard brother, nicknamed Dopey.

Kit O'Connell said...

That speech about all the races of the world and then... just plain folk. This one is begging for a white people tag.

Good work.

kedarguru said...

what is it? you guessed it. shit.

adjudicate said...

The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only on set of footprints on the carpet, is when I carried you."

Red said...

From a scientific viewpoint, Dirt is "anything that makes a mess".

Anonymous said...

Being an ecologist, and quite familiar with dirt.. I am forced to agree.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see that Chris Elliott's older brother is saving souls.

Anonymous said...

I refuse to believe you could only get 1 minute 16 seconds out of the first video. I'm sensing Jimmy Stewart, Woody Allen and Steve Martin rolled into one, recently-relapsed package. Comedy gold.

Anonymous said...

So, is dirt good or evil? I don't understand...

randomgadget said...

Car track is so much more exciting to me than jesus

and I might accept pascals wager if lots of presents were an optional reward

Anonymous said...

Judging by that first kook's behavior, I don't think that white powder is actually flour...

Anonymous said...

If I had to spent an eternity with hardcore Christians than I thankfully decline.

At least in hell i'll get to meet Jerry Lee Lewis.

Richard Whittall said...

"...and Welshman fuck it. Yes, it's dirt!"

voraciousboot said...

Hey now, don't be throwing that cocaine up into the air! Save some for the rest of us.

Jesus would. Jesus saves.

Leofan7 said...

Wow, Russ Tamblyn really went downhill after Twin Peaks.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit. It's Marty Chang.

Julian said...

Grandparents make mud pies out of it. Grandparents dig holes in it. Grandparents bathe in it. Grandparents make hills out of it. Grandparents wallow in it. That's right, you guessed it: anything that makes a mess!

Ross said...

Does dirt also make child molesters?

Shimpoh said...

CHRIS ELLIOT.

Anonymous said...

I hope I don't find my best friend in the dirt, that would be awful (but I'll take that new car).

Anonymous said...

"What would you feel lucky enough to find buried in a field?"

Jim Bergwall's body?

emily said...

"rich people bathe in it"

.............

emily said...

all hilarity aside, i have to admit that i'm envious of people that go through their whole lives with this mindset. it must be really nice to be able to believe in something like that. to be so naive.