A best friend? ^_^
Fuck that Conky wannabe!And dirt grows me food, so it's okay with me.
The third Howard brother, nicknamed Dopey.
That speech about all the races of the world and then... just plain folk. This one is begging for a white people tag.Good work.
what is it? you guessed it. shit.
The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only on set of footprints on the carpet, is when I carried you."
From a scientific viewpoint, Dirt is "anything that makes a mess".
Being an ecologist, and quite familiar with dirt.. I am forced to agree.
Glad to see that Chris Elliott's older brother is saving souls.
I refuse to believe you could only get 1 minute 16 seconds out of the first video. I'm sensing Jimmy Stewart, Woody Allen and Steve Martin rolled into one, recently-relapsed package. Comedy gold.
So, is dirt good or evil? I don't understand...
Car track is so much more exciting to me than jesusand I might accept pascals wager if lots of presents were an optional reward
Judging by that first kook's behavior, I don't think that white powder is actually flour...
If I had to spent an eternity with hardcore Christians than I thankfully decline.At least in hell i'll get to meet Jerry Lee Lewis.
"...and Welshman fuck it. Yes, it's dirt!"
Hey now, don't be throwing that cocaine up into the air! Save some for the rest of us. Jesus would. Jesus saves.
Wow, Russ Tamblyn really went downhill after Twin Peaks.
Holy shit. It's Marty Chang.
Grandparents make mud pies out of it. Grandparents dig holes in it. Grandparents bathe in it. Grandparents make hills out of it. Grandparents wallow in it. That's right, you guessed it: anything that makes a mess!
Does dirt also make child molesters?
I hope I don't find my best friend in the dirt, that would be awful (but I'll take that new car).
"What would you feel lucky enough to find buried in a field?"Jim Bergwall's body?
"rich people bathe in it".............
all hilarity aside, i have to admit that i'm envious of people that go through their whole lives with this mindset. it must be really nice to be able to believe in something like that. to be so naive.
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