Wednesday, June 15, 2011

A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE

We at EverythingIsTerrible! invite you now to sit back, fix your gaze into the portal of excess and truth, and embark with us, your guides, Yonder Vittles and Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass, as we exit the Old World for a brief 3 minutes and 41 seconds and journey into the distant and harmonious lands of the future.



Please cover your eyes as you cross the post-apocalyptic boobs if you are taking your journey at work.

14 comments :

Anonymous said...

Did no one inform the bad guys that their post-apocalyptic nightmare looks very, well, gay? Bejewelled angel winged motorcycles and neon catwalks look like they inspire Pride, not fear.

Ravenhallow said...

A few of those mutated marauders looked like Pepperment Park puppets. And that made things much scarier.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on, Anonymous, as if movie villainy has ever tried to distinguish effeminacy from evilness. Lord Farquod? Prince John? Virtually every bond villain ever? Loki? Baron Harkonnen? Jim Moriarty? King Xerces? Dr. Smith? King Herod? Ultra-Man? Dashiell Hammett? Watch some old TV/movies -- it's all about the He-Man kicking the perverted sissy-man's ass.

Anonymous said...

Was that Hawkeye saving Hot Lips at the end?

Anonymous said...

I know why they are searching for water.....look at all the black leather they're wearing. Can't be too cool in those outfits.

John said...

That's great, I wish I could place them all.

Texas Gladiators 2020
Warriors of the Year 2072

The last clip shown is on the tip of my tongue but the names were all so similar it has been lost with time.

I might have gone with some 1990: Bronx Warriors.

John said...

LAND OF DOOM!

Hell yeah.

The Intern-Thing said...

Too bad the future isn't now...

Yonder Vittles said...

@john...italy...1984...fred williamson...

John said...

Yes, it has an Asian guy who knows Karate & a cheap James Caan.

max said...

where can I download this song? Its amazing!

Anonymous said...

@2nd anon: yes. You're correct, evil = non-masculinity for Hollywood (with a few reversals in the 80s e.g. Mark Hamill, Michael J Fox, Michael Keaton). The best (high camp) example was 5000 Fingers Of Dr. T, where the villain sings about how much he loves to dress up. I'm just always surprised that's supposed to be threatening. If the apocalpse has multi-coloured neon lights, I won't mind it at all.

Anonymous said...

From what movie is the eye-laser battle taken?

Jess said...

YOR'S WORLD HE'S THE MAN oh wrong lyrics.