Wednesday, June 01, 2011

SUMMER RERUN WEEK: GETTIN' SOME!

When summer comes around and the weather gets hot, I know all you young'uns out there start having naughty thoughts about smashing your no-no zones together. This video will help you figure it all out:



And I think we all know what comes next...







Moral of the story: Traditional gender roles rule!

17 comments :

Anonymous said...

Those grooms, specifically the bald one on the beginning, looked dead inside.

gottago said...

"I'm Joe" "I'm Ka- Lisa, nice to meet you."

Jess said...

My boyfriend just asked me if that was a video of ChatRoulette for babies.

kedarguru said...

you should do a complete series called 'its a terrible life'

Anonymous said...

The most important thing is not sex. It's having a few bottles of wine, red or white. Then sex.

Vitória said...

"Moral of the story: Traditional gender roles rule!"

Ugh. Fucking tell me about it. Somebody needs to tell the guys behind those videos that it's not the 1950's anymore.

And I love how the main bitch in the first video talks about stuff that will please "the modern woman", then starts giving shitty advice straight from a "HOW TO GET LAID - FAST!" manual. Yeah, give them roses and tell 'em their PURDY and SPESHUL!

Vitória said...

*they're. Damn hangover.

By the way, bitch forgot to give some more tips about the music to set the mood. I'd suggest Kenny G, that will really show those ladies that you're a sophisticated, erudite man. For the fuckey-fuckey times soundtrack, I'd go with Barry White, it ALWAYS works!

ThefilmBug said...

Baby Feces.

Anonymous said...

Hey! I'm getting married and I didn't even invite my family! Or anyone else for that matter! In fact, I didn't even buy a dress! I guess this is sort of like "if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, did it really fall?" Total mystery!

Anonymous said...

Babys? Gross!

Mysterio Rockanova said...

"No woman wants to make love in filth!" As true now as it ever was. Thanks EIT!

Richard Whittall said...

Um, I think they meant "Daddy's little girl." Which is why shitty instructional videos should come with screen blurbs.

Anonymous said...

Andrew looks like he wants to throttle his new wife. I think it sets the tone well.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha you WISH she hit the garage door there lumberjack Jim. Congrats sucker. Your life is over.

Anonymous said...

....this is why i have no faith in humanity and hate people.
but i love you guys at EIT
because you understand ;___;

Anonymous said...

oh also am i the only one that noticed the "daddies" little girl thing?
should it be "daddy's" since it's possessive and not actually multiple dads.
unless... all of the daddies own one little girl together... then that would make sense.

anthony risola said...

okay,you convinced me,i will take a vow of celebacy.