Wednesday, June 22, 2011

COOKING WITH BEEFCAKE!

One minute you're cooking with beefcake, the next you're alone and drunk on chardonnay. That's just how life is sometimes.



Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

33 comments :

Mr. Tastee said...

When insanity rapes sexuality in the kitchen.

Yivo said...

It starts with cooking but soon she will be using her henchmen for evil.

John said...

Cooking with Blanche Dubois - The Golden Rears

Anonymous said...

That seems a little unsanitary to me. :/

og Nate said...

Oh man. Asscrack warning!
Ladies of EIT: Was that hot?

I especially liked the New York City Italian pronouncing "Wodka!"

I kept expecting a little man in a boat to make an appearance. Smells like curry!

mary said...

Were the butts cute? yes.
Was it "hot" overall? no.
just veeeery creepy.

ThefilmBug said...

Florence Henderson and The Keebler Elves.
That is the only crack I could come up with since I was beaten to the punch with a Rue Mcclanahan and Clitty Anne comment. I need yo get in here earlier next time.

Nubbies Away!! said...

Ok, fine, but get your taints off of the food prep surfaces, guys.

The guys were sexy. The overtones of forced servitude... not so much.

closedmouth said...

You left out the twist ending where they were all in her mind and she was really in the kitchen of the insane asylum.

kedarguru said...

could not stop laughing. thanks CG.

Richard Whittall said...

Perfumes plural? Do women wear more than one in gang bang scenarios?

Anonymous said...

Was...was I just raped?

grahamophone said...

Oh Lawdy, Lawdy, Lawdy.... it's about time we had some nice reverse objectification here. More, more, more! Pool boy, DANCE!!!

brimcp19 said...

This is terrible! I loved it!

"Double exposure."

Anonymous said...

What's that song at the end?

Dragon Sound said...

@og Nate:

"I especially liked the New York City Italian pronouncing "Wodka!""

That guy does a number of wonderful impressions, including hard-to-do ones like The Fonz and Rocky Balboa, and Jaye P. Morgan gets noticeable more annoyed as their segment goes on.

Michael said...

So... Rugrats music started this all?

Ravenhallow said...

Yes. I will take the Scottish one, please.
Some uncomfortable moments, yes, but nice buns, I shall not complain.

Johnnycakes said...

EIT's niche gay audience thanks you as well. Although I'd have preferred Neil Patrick Harris to host this video, but hey, that's true of anything.

Anonymous said...

*stares at butt*
*stares at butt*
*stares at butt*

Haplo said...

I want this to still exist so badly I can't even say. I LOVE it.

Mizz Adam said...

She's the most amazing woman ever.

BeantownSocial.com said...

this is awesome.

Anonymous said...

+1 for the gay audience bit. But, I must say I'm disappointed that we didn't get to see the aftermath of "Drop 'em guys!" :'(

Turkey Vulture said...

What the hell was up with the Night Court theme at the very beginning?

Anonymous said...

Yeaaah, this is one of those things that's marketed towards women but is very clearly intended for gay men. Like Playgirl. Or anything involving naked men, really.

Winky the Starfish said...

Would be fun to watch this in its entirety (yes, another one of the EIT Pink Mafia is on his knees to thank you) and turn it into a drinking game: everyone drinks everytime there is a double-entendre or a bare ass. Whoot!

Word verification: drude

Anonymous said...

There are more double entendres than there are ingredients.

voraciousboot said...

@Winky
Some of us would be passed out on the floor in seconds.

But I need to see the ending! I feel so unsatisfied.

Doomednuclei said...

Lordy, lordy, lordy, this is painful. Then again, every reason I love EiT

MG said...

Gramma, no...

Anonymous said...

My favorite part is when she berates the Scottish guy for being in this production by insinuating that the "nothing" that he did in Scotland is the same "nothing" that he's doing now.

Anonymous said...

I want to host this show.