Thursday, September 15, 2011

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. RICKY!

Thank you Memphis.

32 comments :

mellowcheddar said...

OK, so, this is just straight-up weird.

Anonymous said...

holy shit the end part its like when pigs scream before being slaughtered

Anonymous said...

It's okay, I wasn't planning to sleep tonight anyway...

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ that ending

Anonymous said...

Jesus for Dummies

Anonymous said...

The 1980s WERE kinda like that. Damn VCRs to hell.

swamp thing said...

this video makes me feel like god is dead but hell is thriving.

Anonymous said...

Ricky does a good Geri Jewell impression.

Anonymous said...

Will Ricky be raptured? And if so, will he leave a little pile of vent figure clothes behind?

Anonymous said...

is there a 'white people' tag?

Dr_Strangelove said...

My guess is that she learned how to stuff Ricky in the case though her prodigious work hiding her serial killings.

Dragon Sound said...

For the love of everyone I know, I'm just going to say, "Yes, Ricky. I get it."

ThefilmBug said...

I think this site needs to be renamed 'Everything is Creepy!'

Anonymous said...

you can clearly see her mouth moving, but shes tries to cover it with the microphone, how lame

GETTIT?

also this Church is amazingly similar to the deep south Church my late grandmother used to go to (and take me every so often), there was a guy that had some sort of disease where his face was covered in lumps of flesh, not sure what the deal with that was (but it used to scare the shit out of me)

GETTIT?

Anonymous said...

If this is what happens at church I'm gonna go more often.

Michael E said...

...Holy shit, is that Baby Lulu? http://turntabling.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/BabyLuLu-album-cover-WTF-bad-album-covers.jpg

Alex said...

You took all those punchlines out of context! How dare you do that to lil ricky!

Caleb said...

It's all fun and games before white people start torturing puppets. And I mean VERY WHITE people.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

I hate when bitches laugh at their own jokes.

Brandon Stocks said...

That guy at 2:06 is his head photoshoped in? It looks weird like its photoshopped.

JDM929 said...

The puppet looks mildly epileptic.

Anonymous said...

On June 6, 2005, Geraldine left Richmond, VA, on Delta flight #1807 flying to Atlanta. Later, she would board Delta flight #1671 in Atlanta to head to Birmingham, AL. While checking in at Richmond, the agent handling Geraldine's luggage noticed that the agent next to her put the wrong tag on Geraldine' suitcase. Geraldine's agent caught the mistake and said, "Oh, that's mine." She then pulled off the tag and handed it back to the other agent.

IF Ricky did arrive in Birmingham, it might be possible that he was picked up by mistake. If this has happened, please notify Geraldine by calling her office at (205) 678-9693. Geraldine is offering a reward of $3000.00 for Ricky's safe return.

:( Poor Ricky. I'm sure he doesn't want some stranger's hand up his ass....

Ravenhallow said...

I nearly choked on my snack at that closeup of Grandpa Gummers in the middle there.
Also I think she might be a puppeteer rather than a ventriloquist, but yeah, that mic placement made it hard to tell.

whistlestopmaltshop said...

Christianity, while not the largest religion, has more puppets and puppet-themed entertainment per capita than any other religion.

I'm not sure if that statement is true, but it seems pretty solid. If anyone actually wants to do research, be my guest.

Anonymous said...

THis keeps getting more awful each time I watch it. Weird-o

Anonymous said...

i cant watch any of your video, have to scroll down and hit stop, wll you made apoint, goddamn terrible

Jeffrey Nathaniel Lamar said...

One of the best post this year!!

Johnnycakes said...

The Geri Jewell comment made me doubled over laughing straight through the creepy ending. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Young David Liebe Hart was in that audience. That was the day he decided what he wanted to do with his life.

bigfootsghost said...

If you like this, send Geraldine and Ricky a card at:
Geraldine and Ricky
250 Woodsbury Drive
Sterrett, Al 35147
Or better yet, call them at:
205-678-9693
Get it?

Anonymous said...

I have this on VHS. I got it for 25 cents at a rummage sale a couple of years ago. It's so bad, it's good.