Tuesday, September 20, 2011

CREEPS + WISH = KIDZ + WELL

23 comments :

Anonymous said...

The much awaited return of the genius that is Wishing Well Willy. Finally, children walking in parks can magically have their dreams come true once again.

Anonymous said...

Aww, this one is sweet AND terrible. A perfect mix!

Anonymous said...

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?

kedarguru said...

can I be a cowboy?

Anonymous said...

time to play with wishing well willys willy

ThefilmBug said...

Where is the pedo bear tag?

mandy_Reeves said...

how did willy get his "willy" stretched all the way through to his pocket? Magic inside out pocket my Aunt Fanny! That's a penis in that puppet!

Nate said...

creepy. Adults should just leave children alone.

voraciousboot said...

You're still a cowboy, but only if you don't tell Mommy & Daddy what we did today. It's our little secret!

Henry_Slinkman said...

What would happen if a child fell into Willy's well?

Doomednuclei said...

To be honest, I'm surprised that the jeans weren't ass-less

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who wonders why that open field the kid was playing in was littered with garbage bins?

Pudding said...

Why does wish fulfillment always have to begin with a trip to the dressing room with Wishing Well Willy?


Give Willy a big hug.

Easy Cheese said...

That Wishing Well Willy is my favorite kiddy creep.
I feel so seduced by his sweet dance moves and bright plumage. Of course now that I've learned he has a horse in his pocket my resolve to be good has melted away with his sweet, sweet theme music. Wishing Well Willy I am yours for the taking.

Dragon Sound said...

Every time a child plays alone in a park, some creep thinks to himself (MAYBE herself) WWWWWD? (What would Wishing Well Willy do?)

Dr_Strangelove said...

In my country there is problem
The problem is children
Throw the child down the well

Anonymous said...

I assumed the trash bins were stuffed with the tiny, young bodies of other Wishing Well Willy victims.

Christopher said...

What, that kid doesn't even get to keep the hat?

You suck, Wishing Well Willy. I rather just keep the giant novelty quarter.

Yonder Vittles said...

@ christopher: to be clear 3dubz did give cody the hat when he was done with him, it was just not included in this cut of the video. he may be a giant creep, but he is no amateur. cowboy hats are not cheap by the by.

Tori said...

It's the unaired pilot of Locke and Key

Anonymous said...

Oddly enough, he US Mint is actually making quarters that big now. They're solid silver collectibles that go for about $200.

Spanish Trampoline said...

A garishly dressed clown popped out of the well and leered at Cody.
"Would you like a cowboy hat Cody?"
Cody smiled. The clown had the kind of voice that just made you want to laugh. "Okay," Cody replied, reaching his hand forward eagerly. Suddenly though, he moved his arm back. "My Dad said I'm not supposed to take anything from strangers." The clown grinned. "Very wise of your Dad Cody, very wise indeed. Well Cody my name is Mr. Robert Gray, Otherwise known as Wishing Well Willy. And now I know you and you know me, Keeerect?"

Anonymous said...

oh my god the pocket