Saturday, September 17, 2011

SGT. SLAUGHTER: A MODERN DAY RENAISSANCE MAN


Following his third tour of duty in Vietnam, Sgt. Slaughter retired from service to pursue his life long dream of wrestling. After gaining the world championship belt and super stardom, the Sgt then moved onto rock star, monster truck tug of war champion and GI JOE. They just don't make them like they used to.

14 comments :

Anonymous said...

slaughter playing the guitar is a perfect analogy of what is going on in Iraq and Afghanistan right now, a strange US solider with all his emotion problems forcing a confused mob to do his bidding while he revels in his own reality

to step out of line is death, dance for your life, dance.

Anonymous said...

so I'm guessing this guy is the inspiration for Sgt Hatred from The Venture Brothers?

also
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Anonymous said...

I've heard from someone who went to one of these shows back in the day that it was basically two hours of tractors pulling stuff around and only five minutes or so of Bigfoot being pulled by wrestlers or crushing cars or whatever Bigfoot was doing that day. Don't buy into the "Sunday, Sunday, Sunday" ads; these things are apparently extremely boring.

mandy_Reeves said...

I am female...but seeing such a manly masculine video such as this...I sprouted 3 penises!

Anonymous said...

I watched that whole video to see who won. Joke's on me.

Matt said...

None of those people can dance and Sgt. Slaughter can't play guitar. After watching this I suddenly sprouted a mullet.

the-scandyfactory said...

Sgt. Slaughter has a chin worthy of the Robert Z'dar hall of fame. talk about monster tug-o-wars! and those blistering solo effects...

Anonymous said...

he looks like dustin diamond on roids.

Anonymous said...

I love you EIT but isn't this like shooting fish in a barrel? Perhaps add some Duane for surreal distancing?

Ravenhallow said...

I'm with mandy_Reeves on this one. Somehow I have an eight-foot erection with a flag hanging from it. I'm a girl.

Easy Cheese said...

Apparently the budget wasn't large enough for hot girls. Poor Sgt. Slaughter had to try and impress butterfaces and chunkos with pelvic thrusts and an ear-orgasimic solo.

Anonymous said...

Hey now! Those girls were perfectly "80's hot". The bikini bottoms with the same flesh coverage as Grandma panties weren't doing them any favors, but hey, that's what we liked back then. It was a more innocent time when "Big Bad Girls" were allowed to be a little Bigger and a little less Bad.

Diane said...

Holy Mother of God.

Anonymous said...

Aww yeah...White trash girls in polyester bikini bottoms. I miss the '80s!