Thursday, September 01, 2011

VACUUM UP EVERY SINGLE BINGLE JEW

For those of you who said we only show Christian crap, here's some Jewish junk. A cash prize still awaits the first person who can send us a Muslim kids VHS!



OH! And September is MONDO KIDDO! at Cinefamily! Every Saturday night we are co-hosting an amazing lineup of fucked-up kids' movies, and really, really want you to come! To kick things off we are playing THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE!!! This Saturday at 10!!! With a bunch of the cast in person!

P.S. Kel Mitchell is coming to the Good Burger screening on Sunday! DUDE!

18 comments :

Anonymous said...

Wait who said anything about letting the jews out of the jew vacuum? Gay hilter should have been more clear at the beginning of his master plan mk2

Anonymous said...

I can't figure out if it's racist to think that this is much funnier than most of the Christian ones, as in it tries to be funny and succeeds.

Anonymous said...

Of course it's funnier. After all, most comics are Jewish!

fdfdma said...

.........okay so sep 3 at 10...............................................Where is it EIT...??

...i live in dana point is that close?

Anonymous said...

How do they leave Israel?

Robin Williams candle: By train.

:o

:o :o :o

Was this a nazi germany propaganda film????

commandercool said...

That might have been THE WORST thing. I don't know yet. I still can't form coherent thoughts. Dammit EIT, I think you broke my brain.

Dragon Sound said...

Now I know what caused the clown to cry.

Also, the Muslim kids VHS sounds like a dare! It's ON!

Tom said...

I don't know about a Muslim kids VHS, but I HAVE seen a Muslim kids cartoon DVD at a halal butcher north of Atlanta.

Also at that butcher shop: a Muslim rap cd (!) and a Muslim stand-up comedy cd (!!!).

Unfortunately I was working at the time and couldn't buy anything (long story). I've never regretted that rule more, not even at the Indian grocery store in Tampa with a gigantic Hanuman statue for sale.

Plastic Exploding said...

I had no idea The Residents were Jewish.

Anonymous said...

no where near as terrible as psalty and colby....

Ravenhallow said...

Truly, all religious children's programming is created equally terrible. Okay, maybe I found that bit with the purple Oscar the Grouch-sounding guy kvetching about his friends to be hilarious...

Caleb said...

I am one horrified Gentile. But you know what, I LIKE IT!

Keisha said...

Wow. Just wow.

Anonymous said...

The song at the end made me all verklempt.

Mad Flows Grishnackh said...

Am I the only one who thought he sounded Irish at the beginning?

Anonymous said...

Round up all the Jews, huh?

Anonymous said...

only one way outta the vacuum and thats up the smoke-stack

Anonymous said...

this is what goes on in Mel Gibson's head