Wednesday, September 14, 2011

WIZARDS BE PAINTIN'!

And you thought Game of Thrones was awesome...



Thanks to Dan Shelley & Matthew Littlehale for the tape!

26 comments :

swamp thing said...

hogwarts technical institute, school of figurine color composition, bfa.

HSoup said...

Was that kid at the end the one with the ugly space marine army? Stupid kid with YOUR STUPID UGLY ARMY!!

Anonymous said...

Blink, god damn you! BLINK!

Anonymous said...

Way to be a dick about that kid wanting to try your stupid hobby, wizard dude. Somewhere there is a guy just as hopelessly obsessed about fantasy clothing as you are about pewter figurines, and I'm guessing he thinks your robe is fucking awful.

mellowcheddar said...

Continuity Error @ 1:25- I've seen that dartboard before in many a modern dive bar. Huzzah, Ye Olde Nerd! You have been bested!

commandercool said...

I would hang out with this guy. Completely serious.

Kristilrose said...

One day, I hope to be a master level painting wizard!!! :O

ThefilmBug said...

I gotta miniature to show him.

Dragon Sound said...

His painting skills are so amazing...and yet with that kind of steady hand, I'll bet he'd still suck at swinging all those swords that he owns.

Anonymous said...

That cloak isn't fooling anyone, Eric Stoltz!

Anonymous said...

I would like to see the lucky lady who won this wizard's heart.

voraciousboot said...

Now they've got all this plastic crap out and painting figurines is a lost art. Poor guy is probably losing business.

I mean, what? Uh. This guy is a total dweeb! Heh....

Anonymous said...

mmm, warrior flesh...

Anonymous said...

"Let me tell you about how much I hate my son's artwork!"

closedmouth said...

NEVER MOVE YOUR HEAD

Anonymous said...

that is one creepy looking kid.

Onjo said...

I put on my robe and wizard's hat...

Doomednuclei said...

hey, Hey, HEY! There's silver on the wood of the choppa! Clearly he is not a master of painting!
ps. The father was probably killed by the son for making that comment about his space marine army

Anonymous said...

Was that the spirit of his dead son? That's what you get for poor color coordination.

Caleb said...

Does anyone think this guy is a LARPer that is role-playing he's a figurine painting nerd? If so someone should warn him about such toxic levels of nerdness before it reaches critical mass and destroys us all.

Anonymous said...

This guy has breathed a little too much of the paint fumes.

Anonymous said...

I have a hard time getting over the fact that this guy has kids.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a huge nerd but at least he has a creative hobby he seems to be pretty good at. Nice editing, I cracked up at all the awkward pauses.

Ravenhallow said...

Well, this is awkward. GUESS WHAT RAVENHALLOW DOES FOR A LIVING? Paint Space Marines, Orks, and Dwarves. Yep.

But I don't wear a robe while I do it, and I'm better at it. Oh snap.

goomba said...

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DISAPPEARING KID??

zomben said...

I love all the snark about 'this guy', being a total loser, can't use any of the weapons on the wall, etc.

I know this guy. He's Sifu Scott Jensen of the 10,000 victories Kung Fu academy. In addition to being a world-class martial artist, he also happens to just enjoy painting miniatures and playing wargames.

http://10000victories.com/about/sifu_jensen.html