tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post1022880748992635501..comments2024-03-11T02:00:32.115-05:00Comments on Everything Is Terrible!: WIZARDS BE PAINTIN'!JerryMaguirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08420800191357110891noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-5114221153663225122011-12-02T12:04:06.432-06:002011-12-02T12:04:06.432-06:00I love all the snark about 'this guy', bei...I love all the snark about 'this guy', being a total loser, can't use any of the weapons on the wall, etc.<br /><br />I know this guy. He's Sifu Scott Jensen of the 10,000 victories Kung Fu academy. In addition to being a world-class martial artist, he also happens to just enjoy painting miniatures and playing wargames.<br /><br />http://10000victories.com/about/sifu_jensen.htmlBen Monroehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04097272298961101924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-77354962256599675352011-09-24T16:19:52.110-05:002011-09-24T16:19:52.110-05:00BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DISAPPEARING KID??BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DISAPPEARING KID??goombanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-14458689246931799932011-09-18T22:53:25.025-05:002011-09-18T22:53:25.025-05:00Well, this is awkward. GUESS WHAT RAVENHALLOW DOE...Well, this is awkward. GUESS WHAT RAVENHALLOW DOES FOR A LIVING? Paint Space Marines, Orks, and Dwarves. Yep.<br /><br />But I don't wear a robe while I do it, and I'm better at it. Oh snap.Ravenhallowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16171137029884964551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-15584506962692221342011-09-18T17:50:29.233-05:002011-09-18T17:50:29.233-05:00This guy is a huge nerd but at least he has a crea...This guy is a huge nerd but at least he has a creative hobby he seems to be pretty good at. Nice editing, I cracked up at all the awkward pauses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-57648742694025557932011-09-18T00:36:22.387-05:002011-09-18T00:36:22.387-05:00I have a hard time getting over the fact that this...I have a hard time getting over the fact that this guy has kids.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-38106670997338453742011-09-17T21:47:35.881-05:002011-09-17T21:47:35.881-05:00This guy has breathed a little too much of the pai...This guy has breathed a little too much of the paint fumes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-78337188251129641952011-09-16T01:40:43.521-05:002011-09-16T01:40:43.521-05:00Does anyone think this guy is a LARPer that is rol...Does anyone think this guy is a LARPer that is role-playing he's a figurine painting nerd? If so someone should warn him about such toxic levels of nerdness before it reaches critical mass and destroys us all.Calebnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-1518351016778518882011-09-15T23:40:15.603-05:002011-09-15T23:40:15.603-05:00Was that the spirit of his dead son? That's wh...Was that the spirit of his dead son? That's what you get for poor color coordination.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-30299472267203922812011-09-15T18:37:48.453-05:002011-09-15T18:37:48.453-05:00hey, Hey, HEY! There's silver on the wood of t...hey, Hey, HEY! There's silver on the wood of the choppa! Clearly he is not a master of painting!<br />ps. The father was probably killed by the son for making that comment about his space marine armyDoomednucleihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18347018481857444991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-20934499006761405722011-09-15T17:31:03.091-05:002011-09-15T17:31:03.091-05:00I put on my robe and wizard's hat...I put on my robe and wizard's hat...Onjohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10219418194094132720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-24119188220542123792011-09-15T14:50:03.985-05:002011-09-15T14:50:03.985-05:00that is one creepy looking kid.that is one creepy looking kid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-3695367419801372922011-09-15T11:16:16.040-05:002011-09-15T11:16:16.040-05:00NEVER MOVE YOUR HEADNEVER MOVE YOUR HEADclosedmouthhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Closedmouthnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-53471783786567282462011-09-14T22:48:45.230-05:002011-09-14T22:48:45.230-05:00"Let me tell you about how much I hate my son..."Let me tell you about how much I hate my son's artwork!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-1478991301087843982011-09-14T19:13:11.099-05:002011-09-14T19:13:11.099-05:00mmm, warrior flesh...mmm, warrior flesh...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-56924211129797611752011-09-14T19:10:58.631-05:002011-09-14T19:10:58.631-05:00Now they've got all this plastic crap out and ...Now they've got all this plastic crap out and painting figurines is a lost art. Poor guy is probably losing business.<br /><br />I mean, what? Uh. This guy is a total dweeb! Heh....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-9872445080188700822011-09-14T16:32:10.061-05:002011-09-14T16:32:10.061-05:00I would like to see the lucky lady who won this wi...I would like to see the lucky lady who won this wizard's heart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-31174321001890970202011-09-14T16:05:21.662-05:002011-09-14T16:05:21.662-05:00That cloak isn't fooling anyone, Eric Stoltz!That cloak isn't fooling anyone, Eric Stoltz!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-21544311024415577122011-09-14T12:52:41.078-05:002011-09-14T12:52:41.078-05:00His painting skills are so amazing...and yet with ...His painting skills are so amazing...and yet with that kind of steady hand, I'll bet he'd still suck at swinging all those swords that he owns.Dragon Soundnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-25198466020893112152011-09-14T10:14:46.170-05:002011-09-14T10:14:46.170-05:00I gotta miniature to show him.I gotta miniature to show him.ThefilmBughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08077669168065305479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-61564380095253866912011-09-14T08:48:13.164-05:002011-09-14T08:48:13.164-05:00One day, I hope to be a master level painting wiza...One day, I hope to be a master level painting wizard!!! :OKristilrosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11240090124464437186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-644471870599724692011-09-14T08:11:38.932-05:002011-09-14T08:11:38.932-05:00I would hang out with this guy. Completely serious...I would hang out with this guy. Completely serious.commandercoolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-90633960503717419052011-09-14T06:47:16.493-05:002011-09-14T06:47:16.493-05:00Continuity Error @ 1:25- I've seen that dartbo...Continuity Error @ 1:25- I've seen that dartboard before in many a modern dive bar. Huzzah, Ye Olde Nerd! You have been bested!mellowcheddarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-33444727148093521772011-09-14T01:31:28.033-05:002011-09-14T01:31:28.033-05:00Blink, god damn you! BLINK!Blink, god damn you! BLINK!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7861284053127840659.post-50187214996176057042011-09-14T00:52:55.699-05:002011-09-14T00:52:55.699-05:00hogwarts technical institute, school of figurine c...hogwarts technical institute, school of figurine color composition, bfa.swamp thingnoreply@blogger.com