I love Cynthia Rothrock. And what's this? John Miller from Undefeatable? Fantastic.
"But your father and I opened these doors..........many years ago.."
Wow...that was much, much better than I expected! And by better, I mean worse, of course.
This is fucking amazing!
An "Everything Is Terrible" instant classic.
I could try all day and still not read lines with the same weird inflections as these actors. Bravo.
Holy shit this movie looks awesome, in a fantastically cheesy way.
I just watched Rage and Honor the other day for the first time. Apparently, Cynthia is all about Honor. And rage. And glory. And karate. Anyway, thanks for more Cynthia. Can't get enough!
ROTHROCK!! :DVerification was 'patio'.
John Miller aka Jason Slade was the football coach at my high school back in like 2006. It was hysterical when someone realized he had been in all of these old schlocky movies.
oh my god this is all the same cast as Undefeatable and no doubt directed by Godfrey Ho to boota dream come true, i gotta see this
"But your father and I opened these doors.....many years ago....Is that my line?"
I can't wait for the next time an angry woman throws a can at me..... "DON'T BE A FOOL!!"
I'm assuming this film was snubbed by the 1991 Oscar Committee. Philistines.
Godfrey Ho rides again
Obscurus Lupa did a review of this one - she of the greatest Rothrock fandom in the history of the world - you can search for her on Blip. I think this even had a sequel somehow.
Best Eddie Murphy impression at 1:09!
That was fucking amazing!!!!
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