CHESTNUTS! AN EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS ALBUM: OUT NOW!

LADIES LOVE GAME STOP

HOODIES!

New EIT! hoodies are in! Order this week and use the promo code DUANIACS and get free shipping! BUY NOW!

*** These images are of a slightly fucked up test run. The actual text on the back will be at the bottom rather than the top!***

JOB TERMINATOR: RISE OF THE BRICK AND MORTAR

Do you guys watch Brick and Morty? LOOSE MEAT do!

DUANE PATCHES!

Yo Duane heads! The Alex Pardee designed DUANE patches are finally in! Visit our store (or grab a handful at one of our upcoming, not yet announced, East Coast/Midwest live shows): http://goo.gl/z2PtRE

STICKERZ!

Yo sticker heads! Check out the new EIT! sticker multi-pack! Buy it b4 the end of August 4 just $6.66 and get a Free Internet 1.0 DVD! >>>>>>> DO IT!!!

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

HATS!

We've got hats in our store now! Get em here: http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/product/all-seeing-vhs-eye-hat

EIT! CASSETTES ON SALE NOW!

Get your EIT! Greatest Hits tape now! This is a limited edition item, so get 'em while you can! Featuring Carrot Highway, Duane's Theme, Vegaboogie, and more! 

http://everythingisterrible.bigcartel.com/

GET YOUR FIX OF 'BAD RAP'

If you want more, go here and get an instant download! tinyurl.com/nvmh8xj

Or, if you like to touch things, get the DVD here, which includes 'Comic Relief Zero!' as well!  That's two movies in one, plus our 50% off all DVD sale is still going strong!  

THRILLER!

I am honestly fascinated with this video. It's pretty awesome.



And I am proud to present the cover for our latest DVD, beautifully illustrated by the insanely talented Jesse Parrotti! I mean, look at this!  Isn't it fucking beautiful?!

EIT! HOLIDAY SALE!

Hey gang!  We are pleased as punch to announce our CYBER MONDAY SALE THAT WILL ACTUALLY BE GOING ON UNTIL X-MAS!  Lemme break it down for you...
Our BRAND NEW Holiday Special is ready for pre-order!  - $15 for a limited time!
All shirts - $15!
All DVDs - $15!
Any 3 DVDs - $40!
All 4 DVDs - $50!

THE BEST THING(s) EVER

Big day for us at EiT! If it wasn't enough we're having a huge holiday sale where everything is $5 off (plus you get a choice of a free rare DVD!)- then prepare to have your fancy found footage face flown off. WE FINALLY MADE DUANE SHIRTS! And they are designed by the amazingly talented Alex Pardee of Zero Friends!

Still not enough?! Wait, please just keep reading right past this sentence! Here's our tour dates for ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR 2012. Not only will it be all new movie with 99% unseen doggie madness, but a brand new live show that will put Cirque du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion to shame! And yes, loyal followers- we be goin' to Wichita AND Spokane! We are so pumped to lick all of you! Chicago, you gotta buy your tickets now or else someone else will!

For tour updates and deets, check out our DWPW! All Dogs Go On Tour! Facebook page! ARF!

EVERYTHING IS WEARABLE!

You asked for them, now they're here, Everything is Terrible! T-Shirts!


BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW!

Also if you see anyone wearing one of these overpriced bootlegs, you should steal it immediately.*

*EIT not responsible for consequences of theft.

PUT YOUR BONERS AWAY!

It's here! The time has come. Head over to our new store in the sidebar (or just click the image below) and get yourself a copy of our first DVD, Everything is Terrible!: The Movie.

We've decided to make it available for a penny donation and shipping & handling. The shipping & handling will be used to offset the cost of making the DVD. It's easier on us that way.