Wednesday, September 30, 2009

EVERYTHING IS WEARABLE!

You asked for them, now they're here, Everything is Terrible! T-Shirts!


BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW! BUY NOW!

Also if you see anyone wearing one of these overpriced bootlegs, you should steal it immediately.*

*EIT not responsible for consequences of theft.

11 comments :

Anonymous said...

That's a fucking ugly hipster shirt. I love your website, but that's a fucking ugly hipster shirt.

Anonymous said...

i clicked on the buy now link and it doesn't exist? Everything is terrible! if I can't buy a shirt!

Anonymous said...

The chick in the second picture is so hawt!

TVarmy said...

Bundle it with your DVD for a $5 to 10 discount, and you have yourself a customer.

Anonymous said...

I agree, let's see that bundle. My taste buds is goin' wild.

Future Schlock said...

The bundle is not a bad idea. We'll probably end up doing it. Good thinking, TVarmy.

Kathleen said...

I would also like to vote for the bundle.

Airwave Ranger said...

Alright. We caved so easily. You can now get both the DVD and a T-Shirt at a discounted rate of $35 (includes shipping) US & Canada and $39 Internationally.

Destination A Go-Go said...

How long do we have to hold out for the obligatory..

"But wait there's more....."?

Ben said...

Aww... I wanted a Gary Busey butthorn t-shirt.

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