Tuesday, September 29, 2009

WANNA LOSE FAT?!



Special thanks to UCB Comedy for hosting some of our new vids!

36 comments :

paul crik said...

Well done! We are up against an onslaught of attack conditioning in the digital world and need those voices that can cut and combine what we see into a more revealing truth. That's Phat! That's Killin It!

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Ryan said...

holy shit guys, this is hilarious

john said...

this was one of the many best parts of the live texas show! so good!

scamps said...

Fat-shame with a dash of racism! Awesome!

And Anonymous, I could barely even read through the whole thing, I was laughing so hard!

Anonymous said...

When you don't post to YouTube, I can't watch on iPhone. That or MP4 would do it.

John said...

Aydes works to.

Hester Prine said...

Wait, I want to know how the ana is fat?

Tyler said...

It is a mystery, Hester, we are not allowed to know.

Greg said...

This just made my day. LOL. "Just multiple the fat you consumed...by fat". LMAO!!!!

mindelixir said...

Golden.

Nicol3 said...

P.F. Chang would be proud, Asian Joe.

Everything is Good, EIT's evil racist twin brother.

the fat nutritionist said...

This fucking slayed me. Mostly because I'm fat.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Does this video clip make me look fat?

Fat said...

Looks like this fat is still fat. http://www.bodywise.com/index.php

Fat said...

He' still fat.

Anonymous said...

http://www.bodywise.com/corporate/discover/management/bill-farley.php

Anonymous said...

"If you drop an ounce of fat into a gallon of fat, the fat in that fat makes up less than 1% of the total fat. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat and fat."

I'm laughing so hard my sides ache!

atdnext said...

So fat is bad because fat is good? And the solution to fat must be fat? And thin is fat and fat is fat? I hate fat because I love FAT!

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT! ;-)

atdnext said...

And btw, f*ck this fat sh*t! I'm watching my Paula Deen and I'm enjoying my BUTTER, bitchez!

Heather said...

My eyes have been opened to the dangers of fat, anorexia, and fat anorexia! Thanks, EIT!

Anonymous said...

William S. Burroughs would be proud of EIT!

k3art said...

thin? .......








FAT!

Anonymous said...

fat

Nate said...

fat anorexia is one of the worst kinds of fat, heather.

Anonymous said...

Thin?

Anonymous said...

That was phat!

Anonymous said...

I think I actually worked off some fat by laughing at this so hard.

Anonymous said...

Where did the video go?
:(

Anonymous said...

Broken link, been trying to find a mirror for this everywhere. Depressing when google results are painted in whorish purple all the way to page 5 because I've been trying to find this before. Also; No sleep, no friends.

Anonymous said...

I don't kno how you people manage to get all purple on Google, but it's actually the first link.
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/play/5002/wanna-lose-fat

Anonymous said...

Please

Anonymous said...

guess what i found

http://0196d82c8bc7a03916e1-8505d5c5f31d4cff9e008f27a757d329.r37.cf1.rackcdn.com/wannalosefat500211096.mp4

Anonymous said...

I've been looking for this vid for over a year!

Anonymous said...

You are god. There's no words to explain what I'm feeling right now

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