Wednesday, September 09, 2009

ADVANCED DOS STRATEGIES!

34 comments :

Gizzmonic said...

What's with the Mustache Guy portrait in the background?

therandomizer said...

I think the mustache guy is a former South American dictator. It looks like they painted the portrait just after he was booted from power by the local military junta.

Mik said...

Gotta love those shoulder pads -- no glass ceiling for her!

sounddoc said...

my guess is the moustachioed dude is the memoriam at the end?

i'm too hurried to learn the date. i'm going to bail out and format B: instead.

Heather said...

That chick is like a female Max Headroom.

scottwad said...

I have to agree with the comments about the painting.

I hope Godzilla lightning doesn't eat my hard drive.

negrofrankenstein said...

Indeed, her suit looks like it's trying to launch her head.

atdnext said...

Jeez, if only I could just "format B:" everything in my life! Oh, how simpler this world will be. ;-)

John said...

She got pretty happy when they started talking about running fingers up and down folders. You can tell she jumps in and out of things.

Also, the portrait is of a young Saddam.

Library Playground said...

Leopoldo died??????????????

stump said...

I SO wanted a close-up of the painting.

analogassailant said...

Man I miss DOS and ProDos. :-(

Anonymous said...

Picture is definitely a young walt disney

http://www.cobbles.com/simpp_archive/images/disney-1954ladyandtramp.jpg

excellent-town said...

FORMAT drive: [HAIR]

Chris Griswold said...

She looks like the woman in the "surfing the web" video. Same woman?

kale said...

B:\>dir
Invalid drive specification
B:\>reboot
'REBOOT' is not recognized as an internal operable program or batch file.
B:\>format b:\
Invalid drive specification

Oh shit, what do I do now!!!

Sean said...

I like how grandma's recipes is abbreviated to old food.

Grandma, you're old!

Tipsy McStagger said...

so the worst thing that can happen to my hard disk is a godzilla type creature shows up during a lighting storm and starts snacking on my 5 & 1/4 inch floppies?

Anonymous said...

Forget about the mustache dude, what is with the chick's eyebrows? They never stop moving. They're liked coked-up caterpillars.

Anonymous said...

Also, Heather is right. The chick is Maxine Headroom.

Gil Fuser said...

She is a puppet!

Anonymous said...

Guy in painting kinda looks like a young Walt Disney

Bill M said...

It's Laura Palmer!!

Anonymous said...

She can reboot my disk operating system anytime.

JimS said...

The funny thing is I think they did the graphics on an Amiga in Deluxe Paint. XD

Mesila 333 said...

If I had to use DOS to use a computer, I would turn into a Luddite in a New York nanosecond.

VMOS said...

she has a really small head

also, am I alone in wanting to see more of this video?

GucciLittlePiggy said...

The guy said DOS BOOTS. Guess it's time for me to go drink 100 ounces of beer out of a glass cowboy boot.

Anonymous said...

Grandma's recipes = old food

bahahaha

Matt said...

It's comforting to know that I can always rename a file if I find that I have named it "inappropriately."

Like that time I accidentally named my Lotus 123 file "ASSBALLS.BAT"

Anonymous said...

I would do that chick 80's style, meaning it would involve lots of hair pulling and anal sex.

Anonymous said...

i.. want.. her.... complete with the hair and the suit

mohan37 said...

never format C: drive. good advice.

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