Friday, September 18, 2009

HOWARD'S WESTERN STEER FOUR-PART BORING WEEK GRAND FINALE




RICK "CRUSHER" SCHERR AND THE SLUGGERS FROM HOWARD'S WESTERN STEER DISCUSS HITTING FOR POWER


BUDDY SLATER BREAKS DOWN FINER POINTS OF THE SLOW-PITCH KNUCKLEBALL


COACH BOBBY LUTZ AND RUSSELL "ROOSTER" BRADLEY SHIFT THEIR ATTENTION TO THE DEFENSIVE SIDE OF THE BALL


CLOSING REMARKS FROM COACH BOBBY LUTZ AND MR. RICHARD HOWARD HIMSELF

20 comments :

John said...

Wreest. Got to love my fellow southerners.

But what's up with the dude who's hit over 6k home runs? I know it's softball but damn. Can we can an impartial judge on that?

Anonymous said...

finally a post without all that damn editing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Francois Tremblay said...

"finally a post without all that damn editing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

... you don't understand the concept of this site very well do you.

Mik said...

This is exactly as boring as the game of baseball.

Anonymous said...

I was afraid to click play.

Tipsy McStagger said...

they completely forgot the most fun & important part of playing softball - Consuming so much beer early in the game that you throw up while playing right field in the bottom of the 6th. Hence my nickname on my drinking team with a softball problem - "PUKE AND RALLY!"

Chinois Nouveau said...

not too bad when you play all four at once

Anonymous said...

this boring shit gets stale, moar lulzy vids plz.

Grrg said...

PACKAGE FOR YA, MA'AM.

Adam said...

Crazy. Just by coincidence I happened to find (and purchase) a "Power Hitting In Softball" tape at a Goodwill earlier this week and it features some of the same guys (Bill Scherr and Don Arndt). I don't even own a VCR, just bought it for the super tough pose they're striking on the cover.

Anonymous said...

did you see the people in the junk pile behind the guy in the second video?

Anonymous said...

i didn't even know men played softball.

is it really a compliment to be called "mr. softball"?

paul crik said...

Living proof that just because you can't articulate sumpin' doesn't mean you can't do it - that's killin it.

atdnext said...

OMG, I think this wins! I couldn't finish ANY of these vids. When can we fly these fine softball players to Hollywood so they can accept a razzie for "Worst Sports Video of The 20th Century"? I may also consider lobbying The Razzies to create a "Lifetime Worst EPIC FAIL" award so we can nominate them for this as well, but they'll then face stiff competition from Paris Hilton's sex tape and The Now Infamous Facercise Lady.

Marty said...

Damn...I wasted my time watching this when I coulda been working on my "skeelz."

Anonymous said...

Was there also a section on beard grooming? Obviously not...

Heather said...

I would gladly watch a movie on beard grooming any day over this, sir.

Donkeywaffle said...

Is the narrator "Junior" from Reno 911?

Anonymous said...

@Donkeywaffle: HA! I thought the same thing. Robert Ben Garrant must have at least based the character on this guy.

This video is living proof that The Simpsons was right: every inning in softball is the beer inning.

I love that one of the guys was 46 years old.

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