Tuesday, September 22, 2009

FIDDLIN' AROUND!

20 comments :

Vigo said...

.....Shoji Tabuchi??? Someone in that video was supposed to be Japanese?

Those people could not have been whiter if they were made out of wonder bread and mayonnaise.

Heather said...

Well, I made it through 54 seconds before I felt the bile rising. I can't believe that people paid money to sit in that audience for longer than 54 seconds. Also, EIT needs a mullet tag.

Anonymous said...

That little whipper-snapper growed up so good, though.

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Anonymous said...

Branson is hell.

therandomizer said...

This is like something from Tim and Eric. Apparently Shoji Tabuchi has many illegitimate children that he makes perform at Branson.

Anonymous said...

bahaha tim and eric - yes. kinda like - http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951f84d407011f8519093a0021

I never even knew about this hot dish of music hell until I lived in Illinois. Then, suddenly I was bombarded by Branson tourism commercials. What the frig, elder travelers of the midwest?

BuckWheat said...

my family dragged us all the way out to Branson to see these freaks. Well, them and Mel Tillis.

We spent half the night saying 'that's not their REAL daughter, is it?'

Anonymous said...

White people must be stopped...from producing crap like this.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I think this one goes in the Hall of Fame.

marahe said...

this show has something for everyone!

Anonymous said...

"Shoji Tabuchi (April 16, 1944) is an Japanese country music fiddler and singer who currently performs at his theatre, the Shoji Tabuchi Theatre in Branson, Missouri."

Kagan M. said...

Anyone have an instrumental for that DOPE BEAT?

Mark said...

YABBA DABBA DOO!!!

Anonymous said...

More Branson!

Anonymous said...

I think the kid was hoping she could dive off the boat and make a break for freedom...if they did just "one more fishing spot".

Apparently, the escape attempt failed.

Fat 'n Boring said...

The pig looked eerily similar the to the creature in the infamous fellatio scene from "The Shining".

Anonymous said...

i loved the growling guitar player.

Anonymous said...

I'll say it if nobody else will: that little girl can actually sing.

Now, though, her website proclaims: "With over 400 shows a year, for over 20 years, in front of 2,000 people per show, her lifetime of experience onstage makes her a great candidate to become tomorrow's next star!"

Oh, honey. You're never getting out of Branson.

Anonymous said...

i am really starting to hate furries!!

Anonymous said...

00:45

Entertainment, my ass.