Wednesday, September 16, 2009

TAKE THE NAP OF DEATH IN THE TREE LOUNGE



23 comments :

Eben said...

Totally wins "most boring video" so far...

John said...

We do not worry about going to the bathroom.

We do not worry about our ultra absorbent Depends.

PYTitty said...

ive been climbing metal poles since 1980 but have yet to safely eat cake at the top of a metal pole.

monkey said...

this product looks so good, and the way it's presented... it almost brought a tear to my eye

this guy looks dumb climbing the tree, but i bet he looks a lot dumber when starting the clinb, when he still has 2 feet on the ground and all this mess hanging around :D

Brandon said...

Are the horrible pauses in the original video?

If so, this truly may be the most boring video ever made.

Anonymous said...

The saddest birthday party ever.

Anonymous said...

"I'm so concerned about safety, I'm going to set this entire cake on fire!"

Anonymous said...

that's pretty impressive if that 77 year old dude still can climb a tree.

Marty said...

Why didn't they show grandma climbing a tree to sneak a smoke? or running up the tree from a grizzly? or doing it with grandpa since 1980? I doubt their combined weight is 1000 lbs. "I'm bored as all get out, Mildred, let's fuck as long as we're up here."

TVarmy said...

Man, the tree lounge actually looks like a good product despite the awful presentation. If I were to need to climb a tree and sit for an extended period of time, I'd know who to call.

However, I fear I'd need to join the cult of the tree lounge, and remember all the things "we" do and do not worry about while in the tree lounge.

We worry for the souls of nonbelievers.

We do not worry about killing animals.

We worry about the decay of society.

We do not worry about falling from great heights.

We worry that a diet high in sodium clouds the public's collective intelligence.

We do not worry about structural collapse, as the tree lounge is rated for over 1000 pounds.

We worry about safety as we get older.

We do not worry about visiting our elders on their birthday.

Mik said...

Sounds like he had a stroke.

trahwsu said...

That video leaves me numb and co'.

Aaroncoal said...

So boring even he fell asleep at the end.

Grrg said...

I would like to know a lot more about the cinder block totin' brothers from the middle of this video. They just seem like fun guys. Don't they? (Yes okay, I have dirty backwoods inbred three-way fantasies. Like you don't.)

jduhls said...

uh...I actually...kinda want one and I'm not even a hunter.

guido said...

THAT
WAS
NOT
BORING.

Dead Fish Hands said...

I didn't know these existed! I want to have a nap in an effing tree!!!!

lithboy said...

Debbie Downer says:

Bob Hice, the voice you here, died back in good ole 2006 - http://www.treelounge.com/rememberance.htm

lk said...

Ehh, come on guys, you know you didn't find this boring. If you did, you wouldn't have watched it all and felt compelled to comment on it. Admit it, you found it peaceful and relaxing.

Anonymous said...

Is he sort of trying to lipsync to the voiceover in the birthday cake scene?

Raymond said...

R.I.P Bob Hice

Anonymous said...

"we do not worry about losers saying this video is boring, for we are ok with ourselves"

yeah I totally want one of these, bring a J, a book, some watermelon and spend the day with the spiders and the squirrels. Then wake up and forget where i am and FREAK OUT

Anonymous said...

this video makes the "packing lady clip" look like Indy racing ... this is by far the most boring clip ever.