Tuesday, September 15, 2009

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER

What could be worse than this? Honestly, I dare you all to find something worse. Running time on the entire tape: 47 MINUTES. And it's all like this! All of it! She just doesn't stop! For 47 minutes!

33 comments :

Anonymous said...

The keys?? How the fuck is she supposed to get back into her house when she gets back from her insipid, vacuous, sanitized and tour-guided bus journey through France?

WHAT A WHORE.

Heather said...

One word: STEPFORD.

John said...

The husband didn't speak up when she started removing the makeup?

Kirk D. said...

Notice how the man literally licks his lips when the woman first reaches for her handbag.

I'll just bet his line "You really gonna part with this?" was ad-libbed. He's keeping it fresh.

Enjoyable video. I wish I could see the entire thing.

therandomizer said...

Let me buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it.

Anonymous said...

EIT made me cry!!! Sure this is Terrible pals!!!

knuckleheadBen said...

wow, I'm impressed and would like to see the FULL 47 minutes.

BTW, love her glasses, a real life of the party gal!

Mik said...

This video turns me on.

Frank said...

furious masturbation material for the submissive traveller.

Anonymous said...

Well played "Son of Jacob Anderson"
Well played Indeed.

Tipsy McStagger said...

You gotta warn people better about this one. I couldn't find a sharp object so half way through this one I found myself trying to slit my wrist w/ my car keys! Just make the pain stop mommy!!

Sean said...

Am I the only person who looks at these older videos and wonders what the person looks like now?

Elaine St. James was pretty old here, so I thought she'd be really decrepit now (the video looks like it's from the early 90s).

But to my shock, she doesn't look all that bad.

http://www.nightingale.com/Images/Authors/234-1.jpg

That's all I've got to offer.

analogassailant said...

I thot this video was going to show her just sitting there staring at the couple.

Anonymous said...

So we remove a hefty 5 ounces from a hand bag.

Anonymous said...

I dont think I can appreciate how terrible this video is in a 2 minute clip. Post a sequel plz!

Anonymous said...

i want the EIT ringtone. maybe i'll make it someday, if i'm ever less lazy.

Anonymous said...

I loved it...I was really interested in watching the entire thing. Too bad she didnt find a condom or something in the purse, or maybe a phone number to a male escort ....ah, it could have gone so many different ways had she her 'little black purse' instead of her big old white one.

Anonymous said...

errr...somethings wrong with me. I was enthralled.

Anonymous said...

the redhead delivers devilish grandcougar heat.

Anonymous said...

I found something worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8beYR1iBQ

Anonymous said...

I'm actually kinda turned on by the woman in red.
What a sexy smile....
Anyone know her name?

Lazar said...

I'm an ardent follower of the 50% rule/85% rule.

mr z said...

Yeah, but when you put things like your library card somewhere besides all your other cards you will forget where you put it.

Aaroncoal said...

Let's see.. Tampons, you won't need these since you have clearly already gone through menopause and you know longer menstruate

steve said...

are those dirty, used tissues in there?

snot or her old man's jizz?

gross

atdnext said...

I'm surprised the "advisor" didn't crack her whip and beat them into submission over all that clutter. My goodness, is this wild BDSM porn or what! I think I know why EIT didn't want us to see the full 47 minutes. They don't think we can handle the part when the "advisor" starts spanking the husband and the wife? ;-)

Mesila 333 said...

Books and videos about "reducing clutter" fail to take a basic Fact of Reality into consideration: If you actually were to take their advice, you'd never be able to find any of your crap, because if you carry it around with you, odds are it's because you've used it while out at one time or another, and chances are, all you'd end up doing is messing up your routine even more since you'd go to use it, and it wouldn't be where you always habitually kept it.

And though I think it's asinine, there are women who actually do use that many shades of lipstick, depending on the outfit they're wearing on any given day. If you're going to have that many lipsticks to begin with, if you are going to be putting them where you can't access them, you might as well just chuck 'em in the trash.

That anyone would bother to make a video about this topic, though, is just ridiculous...it's dull enough when you're dealing with your OWN shit, let alone staring at a screen watching some stranger organise THEIRS.

Luke said...

Elaine St. James... a tedious tight ass by day.... insatiable back door betty by night.

Anonymous said...

where can i see the whole thing?!?!?!
i love this, this is great and terrible. very great. and terrible.

Anonymous said...

This is god damn hilarious! I want to see the rest of it.

rangergordon said...

It's kind of hypnotic, actually, watching her methodically list the contents of the woman's purse.

"And here are four pens. As you can see, three of them are ballpoint, and one is felt-tip. This one has blue ink; this one has black ink ..."

Anonymous said...

There sitting there with the facial expressions of what a fuckin bitch! and the womans thinking get out of my bag damn it!

soundwave815 said...

I would very much like to watch this entire video. I just discovered EIT tonight and I'm 4 hours into watching videos. I can't get enough! great stuff guys! Keep up the Terrible!