Monday, September 21, 2009

GET TO WORK, TEENS!

Dude, these hip thirty-year-old teens will show you how to make serious bills in the Teen Biz biz. Suuuuweeeet!

30 comments :

Anonymous said...

Why do I find those balloon-shorts she's wearing hot? They almost make me want to watch this video again. Su-whe-hee-hee-eet!

Turtlecakes said...

Grab your favorite frosty beverage!

therandomizer said...

I think these guys are drug dealers. Just watch this video again and again and again, until your mind is numb and your eyes/ears bleed.

Judson said...

I'll admit it. That video was a "wild ride." Of sorts. The attempt to pull off a sincere double-point at :59 was enough to make me envy the blind.

Truly, this is just too much Terrible to take in with a single viewing.

Fat 'n Boring said...

I don't know. The film quality had a "porno feel" to it. What kind of "Teen biz" are these people running, anyway?

Creeto said...

Is this like an Amway for teens, where they recruit their friends to sell pimple cream?

Anonymous said...

Just remember you'll make bank once you enter the world of drug dealing.

jason said...

They sell teenbiz videos on how to make money. It's totally recursive dude, man, dude man, RADICAL!

Anonymous said...

The guy had sort of a "poor man's Michael J. Fox" thing going.

...and I wanted to see an anvil drop on the "suuu-wh-he-eeeeet!" guy.

Erik T.V. said...

I would kill to see the "slang to use" sheet these guys got before the shoot.

analogassailant said...

Where's my barbed shillelagh when i need it? That guy talking all the street smack needs a good pummeling.

matthau said...

Reminds me of this: No Adults Allowed

stump said...

Who are these crack-heads, and how can I hang with them?

Lazar said...

I love the sound that the guy makes at 0:38.

Deth said...

watch this video twice!

oh god, im having another imitrex fit again!

I Love Baby Quilts! said...

ITA FatNBoring, it was definitely porn-ish there in the middle.

Heather said...

Aren't all teenagers 30 nowadays? The beeping pager made me so sentimental for 1991.

TVarmy said...

Was this video meant to deprogram College Republicans? It made entrepreneurship look so awful that I could imagine more than a few kids decided to burn their copies of Atlas Shrugged post-vid.

Zayin_451 said...

I don't know guys, this really sounds like a win-win. I've never worked a job where you get paid in dollar bills before.

Anonymous said...

"Duplicate sales receipts? Dude! Duuuude! Sweeeeeet!"

Anonymous said...

Of course it's a win win situation when you can pinch off the bag your selling and still make a profit...

Nicol3 said...

Prostitutes really don't cost much.

And they usually suck, right?

Frank said...

hey teens! earn points towards valuable prizes, sell Grit Magazine!

some random guy said...

"I think these guys are drug dealers"

Well, at 0:41 her ankle monitor did start going off....someone's getting a visit from their parole officer

Anonymous said...

No that was her PAGER because she's a black drug dealer.

Anonymous said...

MILFs: The Early Years.

Donkeywaffle said...

(1:14) " Swee..ee..ee...eet bucks...dude". at this point, I would have stabbed that guy in the the neck with a pair of scissors.

Anonymous said...

Thought these kids were all back-alley abortionists. "...and all you need is a LOT of wire hangers and some rubbing alcohol!! Sweett!!"

Shazaam said...

I think if you watch the whole thing you'll find it's rife with Xian messages.

http://christianteenbiz.com/

Anonymous said...

The guy who keeps using the wordage "bills" went on to make another get rich quick video in the late 90's, ya know - make millions by following my method. The infomercial showed this douche bag on a huge boat with a helicopter, great cars, bitches etc. Well, same due is now doing time for fraud because of the very same video. Turns out all that shit was rented and he didn't have a dime to his name. Guess he started early with this crap.